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Re: Taps
I suppose they might break down in a flower pot Taps give the aspidistra a boost. 
posted by
C_C_T
on December 19, 2013 at 12:24 AM
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What a cute, funny post. I loved it. I have my own special place where I clip my toenails, and it definitely is not the kitchen. LOL
posted by
TAPS.
on December 18, 2013 at 2:30 PM
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Yes FS one would have thought after 50 years there would not be any secrets.
posted by
C_C_T
on December 18, 2013 at 3:46 AM
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Re: In the kitchen...
Ciel I usually have a packet of instant oats in milk with raisins and eat it as I study the comments. I don't ever have Chinese or Indian meals. Did you read the latest an apple a day is as good as statins, a special strain is the best, but I'll have to find out if they are obtainable. I am thinking of forming a collection of toe nails preferably not painted.
posted by
C_C_T
on December 18, 2013 at 3:44 AM
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Re: C.C.T.
No we called it pariffin bill, one can still but it I remember it at one and 4 pence halfpenny a gallon. now it is over 400 times more expensive. Keep the lamplights burning.
posted by
C_C_T
on December 18, 2013 at 3:37 AM
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I don't think that subject would have been allowed Jimmy. Or it might have been in a meadow there was this little--- Oh go on you can guess the rest.
posted by
C_C_T
on December 18, 2013 at 3:32 AM
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Re: I used to love those old shows like "The Newleywed Game" and
Yes I suppose it was nice to see folk in a predicament similiar to one's own Pat. It does seem to have gone out of favour though.
posted by
C_C_T
on December 18, 2013 at 12:10 AM
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Of course you are Justi, but I dare not admire your beautiful psyche George might clip me around the ear.
posted by
C_C_T
on December 18, 2013 at 12:07 AM
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Re: ChiffChaff
No Bro I usually go outside and it saves searching for the clippings
posted by
C_C_T
on December 18, 2013 at 12:03 AM
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Yes life was simpler then Kabu I wonder what your ex looks like now. Well we mustn't judge by appearances must we.?
posted by
C_C_T
on December 18, 2013 at 12:02 AM
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Re: Naut
.Naut perhaps she did, but she didn't want the world to know.I wish I could find an easier way to slim, sadly I have given my 32 " trousers to Charity.
posted by
C_C_T
on December 17, 2013 at 11:58 PM
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CCT
That guy who said his wife was clipping her toe nails in the kitchen either was suicidal or else had the means to keep a body guard...And I love that poem about all those spurned delights, and then the surprise ending – priceless...
posted by
Nautikos
on December 17, 2013 at 5:22 PM
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what can one say here, so much here, such a lovely rich post...Flowers for Mrs Harris and great remembering back when and yes those shows could be fun. My ex. probably couldn't have picked me out of a line up!!!!
posted by
Kabu
on December 17, 2013 at 5:04 PM
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ChiffChaff
I sure wouldn't have cared for toe nails in my porridge. Great poem Bro.
posted by
WileyJohn
on December 17, 2013 at 2:06 PM
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I thought the kitchen was funny and a strange place to cut one's toenails. I decided to play your game and I too am slimmer, cuter, and oh so smart. If you doubt that one whit then ask me. LOLL
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Justi
on December 17, 2013 at 1:55 PM
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I used to love those old shows like "The Newleywed Game" and
"The Dating Game," they were always so far-fetched and apart from reality. I don't think I could ever have won if "Fang" and I had been contestants, because he was always saying something unexpected. I used to laugh my a$$ off at him at times.
posted by
Pat_B
on December 17, 2013 at 1:55 PM
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Hmmm . . . I wonder how my wife and I would do on a show like that. Sometimes people do give the craziest answers when they are under duress! It's a good thing they didn't ask "Where's the wildest place you've ever had sex?" The audience would have loved some of those responses . . .
posted by
JimmyA
on December 17, 2013 at 1:45 PM
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C.C.T.
☃At least he can see the book to read. Did you really serve him candle wax sir or is there another definition. In ay event, the poem runs well sir. Cheerio? BC-ABill’s R☋st
posted by
BC-A
on December 17, 2013 at 12:52 PM
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In the kitchen...
People say silly things in a panic.
And that poem outlines exactly why you should have a good breakfast, and skip some of that tasty Chinese. Or order in the Chinese for breakfast.
posted by
Ciel
on December 17, 2013 at 10:45 AM
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Him and Her sounds like an interesting game...As for the poem, it all sounds like a plan...
posted by
FormerStudentIntern
on December 17, 2013 at 10:21 AM
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