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Re: Guy
Naut,
By now, I've probably convinced most readers that I am shallow as piss on a plate, and a vain, self-centered, delusional, desperate, SOB.
First off,..........My mother isn't........Well maybe someti.......Well, At least I'm not vain....Ah,...Uh.........Okay, maybe I USED to be.........SHIT!
Living (To Quote Sammy Davis Jr, "If you call that 'Livin"!') with a mostly American Indian, (as opposed to all of the other kinds) a female, (incidentally the same person) occasionally she is predominantly friendly, OFTEN she is frenetic and fearsome, frequently occasional, usually frenzied, and what seems like most of her "bleeped up" surviving relatives are living on my dime, and all of them seem as though they are dedicated to screwing up my life. A vast majority of normal people would opine that I have more on my plate, than one to whom such a trivial matter as subjective angst over what the appearance, of a wad of dead protein, has on my rapidly expiring time upon Earth,..............well that's.....just STUPID! You, Strat, Kabu, Raye, and me, all know better!
Hair is now, and has been described for centuries, by both sexes, as one's ""Crowning Glory," and rightly so.
Billions of dollars are spent yearly, on coloring, curling, cutting, braiding, twisting, trimming, spraying, shaving, singeing, straightening, and EXTENDING and TRANSPLANTING it!
Do I stress out, over TRIVIAL CRAP? Like Descartes, "I THINK NOT!"
posted by
northsage_45
on May 29, 2011 at 2:41 PM
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Guy
There is a way out of that hairy conundrum! You can confound both the hair as well as the environment by putting what I call the 'lawnmower' to it...That also provides others with endless hours of idle speculation, having them wondering what colour the hair would be if it were allowed to grow in all its lush abundance...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 28, 2011 at 9:18 PM
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AHh....it's an age old conundrum --
female thoughts and our own male follicles. I will never understand either, only that there are days when everything I know is wrong and the stress caused by said condition causes me to build that much more voluminously on the old upstairs solar panel.
Hooray, beer....
posted by
strat
on May 28, 2011 at 2:47 PM
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tee hee
posted by
Kabu
on May 27, 2011 at 6:25 PM
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have gone gray and are balding.....sorry old chap...no way to wrap it up in
pretty words.
posted by
Kabu
on May 27, 2011 at 6:24 PM
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No mystery here....you
posted by
Kabu
on May 27, 2011 at 6:23 PM
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Go tigers! I don't think we know people whatsoever regardless of the sex! sam
posted by
sam444
on May 27, 2011 at 4:03 PM
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Re: Could it be a bald spot is in the making?
Raye,
Now you've given me yet another scalp related conundrum to contemplate. Perhaps, the sheer VOLUME of the thoughts racing through my mind at any given moment, only just below the root/folicle portion of my scalp, has heated up the vicinity of the roots, eventually leading up to their early demise! Although most people would not even notice it, over the years I can see that my hairline HAS receded just a tiny bit, now that you mention it. (Six or seven inches) Good thing that I wear my Detroit Tigers ball cap at all times, I guess
posted by
northsage_45
on May 27, 2011 at 6:45 AM
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Could it be a bald spot is in the making?
Not trying to alarm or anything..actually men look, well even more male without a crowning glory, imo. So if that is what is happening, do not despair...
posted by
Raye09
on May 27, 2011 at 5:59 AM
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