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Re: I sorta have seen myself as a Mel Gibson, "Road Warrior" type. Then he
flipped out, and left me high & dry, without my imaginary role-model. Now, I think of Mel as more of a whacko Randy Quaid/Mohamar Gadafi sp? type, (remember back when Mo spelled his name "Kadaffy, Qadafthe," or something graphically accurate like that?) only Mel's actually only an impotent wacko, one without an Army, a Navy, Republican Guard, mercenary Pretorian Guard, "foreign based military advisors", or an Air Force.
     Mo seems to have forgotten when Ronnie Raygun, I think, sent a cruise missle right down between his family's vacation cottage's tent pole and the cooking stove-pipe, killing a daughter and a spare wife or two, but Mo must've been occupied with a girlfriend at that time,........ or.........GASP! You don't suppose that he was occupied with some OTHER kind of a friend or friends, (a boy, two goats, a camel, and/or a lovely young JEWESS!) do you? Ick! Ick! Ick!
    Well, Mo has publically expressed his intention to die a martyr. I am confident that there are very, very many who are competing to be the first to find him and help him to make his fondest wish come true.
     Gosh, I'm really gonna miss him. No, NOT MO, and not Randy Quaid and his CCACAWW, "Crazy, Canadian, allegedly crack-addicted whacko wife," either! I meant Mel GIBSON, you dummy!  Back when he was more like me, (handsome, virile, skilled in armed and unarmed combat, but much less crazy and violent, like me and Charlie Sheen.)
           Guy
    

posted by northsage_45 on March 11, 2011 at 5:17 PM | link to this | reply

Re: I sorta have seen myself as a Mel Gibson, "Road Warrior" type. Then he
flipped out, and left me high & dry, without my imaginary role-model. Now, I think of Mel as more of a whacko Randy Quaid/Mohamar Gadafi sp? type, (remember back when Mo spelled his name "Kadaffy," or something graphic like that?) only Mel's an impotent wacko without an Army, a Navy, Republican Guard, mercenary Pretorian Guard, "foreign based military advisors", or an Air Force.
     Mo seems to have forgotten when Ronnie Raygun, I think, sent a missle right down between his family's vacation cottage's tent pole and the cooking stove-pipe, killing a daughter and a spare wife or two, but Mo must've been occupied with a girlfriend at that time,........ or.........GASP! You don't suppose that he was occupied with some OTHER kind of a friend or friends, (a boy, two goats, a camel, and/or a lovely young JEWESS!) do you? Ick! Ick! Ick!
    Well, Mo has publically expressed his intention to die a martyr. I am confident that there are very, very many who are competing to be the first to find him and help him to make his fondest wish come true.
     Gosh, I'm really gonna miss him. No, NOT MO, and not Randy Quaid and his CCACAWW, "Crazy, Canadian, allegedly crack-addicted whacko wife," either! I meant Mel GIBSON, you dummy!  Back when he was more like me, (handsome, virile, skilled in armed and unarmed combat, but much less crazy and violent, like me and Charlie Sheen.)
           Guy
    

posted by northsage_45 on March 11, 2011 at 5:12 PM | link to this | reply

Amazing what democracy  will do for a person! My goodness, we need to revamp in this country! sam 

posted by sam444 on March 10, 2011 at 11:37 AM | link to this | reply

Guy
Ah yes, but you're forgetting the absolutely huge, virtually priceless benefit we get from our self-destructive policies (I say 'ours' because all this applies to Canada and most Western democracies as well) - it allows us to bask in the warm glow of our moral superiority, perchance even reducing our heating bills...

posted by Nautikos on March 9, 2011 at 6:27 AM | link to this | reply

Sage I hate to agree with you, it goes against my religions. LOL
BUT I FIND MYSELF IN TOTAL ACCORD.......Enjoy, for it probably won't last, this agreement thingy.

posted by Kabu on March 8, 2011 at 9:31 AM | link to this | reply