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Real indeed, LOL!
Hey, greasy lips can be..well, shiny, haha..So entertaining as always, CC!
posted by
Raye09
on February 9, 2011 at 10:34 AM
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CHIFFCHAFF
Y I need real and would love your greasy meals with someone sir. Lol. BC-A, Bill’s R®st
posted by
BC-A
on February 9, 2011 at 2:08 AM
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such a way with words, so enjoying to read.
posted by
Riversidepoet
on February 8, 2011 at 11:44 AM
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Very amusing! It doesn't get much more romantic than fish and chips
posted by
lionreign
on February 8, 2011 at 8:11 AM
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Well of course sweetie mine are mostly harassed as well, I still like the red flannel I remember, Oh sorry dear forgot for a moment we may be live, we ladies have a reputation to endure, yes that's what I said. I don't like that imposter who dresses as a lady, do you? .
posted by
C_C_T
on February 8, 2011 at 7:35 AM
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Re: ah, Uncle Albert at your cynical best....
Now Mr Rumor Sit up straight I am Granny Perkins and this is no laughing matter, I attend to one or two lonely gentlemen and Albert is the most discreet and handsome and gallant. Stop it Albert I am not going to put that, You are too naughty.
posted by
C_C_T
on February 8, 2011 at 7:30 AM
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So you are that Shobana Hmm, Well dearie, I have known Albert a long time we are near neighbors ever since my poor Fred kicked the bucket and I pulled him inside when he was serenading outside my window. What ever would Emmy next door have done, well I could tell you a tale or two about her.
posted by
C_C_T
on February 8, 2011 at 7:25 AM
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Now young Fella it's FS so I see, well his thoughts might flow , but he expects a lot for his money.
posted by
C_C_T
on February 8, 2011 at 7:20 AM
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Re: Uncle Albert on Life
MS Femia you mustn't put ideas in his head, he wants me to wear my black mackintosh as we eat these chips. No you can't do that Albert, he was blowing you a kiss.
posted by
C_C_T
on February 8, 2011 at 7:18 AM
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Re: It's given to few to have erotic golden years - and be able to write about
Now young Fella, Albert wouldn't know an erotic kipper if it slapped him in the whiskers.
posted by
C_C_T
on February 8, 2011 at 7:13 AM
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Well you know I am Granny Perkins Mrs Sam, we girls have to close ranks
posted by
C_C_T
on February 8, 2011 at 7:11 AM
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It should be something out of the ordinary! I liked how you got the ordinary in though! Roses are red... sam
posted by
sam444
on February 8, 2011 at 5:35 AM
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It's given to few to have erotic golden years - and be able to write about
them; Relish it well! - Bob
posted by
2902
on February 8, 2011 at 12:15 AM
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Uncle Albert on Life
Uncle aAlbert I wondered as I looked out my window in my black lace gown as I lay upon my red satin sheets and put my head upon my down pillow pulling up my fuzzy blanket if being in your arms was as romantic? Then I thought of fish and chips and that even sounded better. Ha! Ha! Your funny UA. Love and Happy Valentine hugs and kisses to the dirty old man.
Femia
posted by
fememefeme
on February 7, 2011 at 7:31 PM
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UA may be a bit shy perhaps to go get those Valentine cards! Interesting poem CC, quite possibly she is waiting and looking out the lace curtains and also reading her mails for the "Roses are Red, violets are blue" poem.
posted by
shobana
on February 7, 2011 at 6:51 PM
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I like how his thoughts just flow.
posted by
FormerStudentIntern
on February 7, 2011 at 4:52 PM
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Uncle Albert....glad to see you have been let loose again ...the reason
that you get odd looks when you buy Valentine cards is they are thinking...dirty old man!!!!
posted by
Kabu
on February 7, 2011 at 3:07 PM
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ah, Uncle Albert at your cynical best....
I bet you wrote the Original "Roses Are Red" when you were a young pup full of vim and vinegar, or something.
...maybe you'll snap out of it by the time Granny Perkins arrives tomorrow with fish and chips...do something radical - give her a red rose..
..UA, thanks for the good laugh..
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posted by
Rumor
on February 7, 2011 at 2:24 PM
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I have a couple of "harrassed nightdresses". They aren't much to look at,
but they sure are comfy. LOL
posted by
TAPS.
on February 7, 2011 at 11:28 AM
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