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Re: Today, the newbie cat Hazel, discovered her image, in a floor level mirror!

Hi Guy,

  We have four cats that live behind the glass thing in the lady's and man's bathroom. And four more that live behind the glass thing above the sink in that same bathroom. Then there are four MORE cats that live behind the glass thing in the tall boy's bathroom. Funny thing is, they all look like Angel, Phebe, Duchess, and me.

  What I can't figure out is how they stay alive without eating. They never seem to be anywhere near the food bowl. Maybe cats in behind-the-glass land don't have to eat. Personally, I couldn't live without whipped cream. Duchess feels the same way about swiss cheese. And I think Angel feels that way about dry-roasted peanuts. I know she eats a lot of them.

posted by frndlyghost on March 4, 2010 at 7:52 PM | link to this | reply

And Lady Ghost, what a cool post...
I'm not trying to be a poet, of course.

posted by strat on March 4, 2010 at 6:17 PM | link to this | reply

Ahhh, the Puma in the mirror...
We just got new floors -- the corgis are trying to figure out why they now know how to tap dance...The pitter patter of dirty feet and all...Cool stuff, Guy! Hope all is well!

posted by strat on March 4, 2010 at 6:16 PM | link to this | reply

Today, the newbie cat Hazel, discovered her image, in a floor level mirror!
Dear whipped-cream addict cat,
       Today my cat Hazel, saw the BIG gray cat that we keep incatcerated behind a piece of glass, looking out at her. This trapped cat is a perfect mimic, and the gray cat made every gesture, every move and repeated every insult that Hazel did, simultaneously! If that convict cat wasn't so damn BIG and scary looking, they might have become friends. Hazel tried looking behind the mirror glass, but Goliath must have found a hiding place, back there. As soon as Hazel returned to look through the front window, there the other cat was again, looking right back at her! Hazel is too shy to admit it, but she thinks that her new friend is an extremely attractive feline, even though I'm pretty sure that Hazel is straight.
       I guess that this proves that bigger really IS better! That or else, Hazel is hoping to make an alliance with the newbie cat, to defeat and depose Hitler. That little scrawny calico fights like she is made outa bone, muscle, sinew, wire, and water buffalo shoulder-leather, tough and dangerous, for such a little vulnerable looking thing. Taking on Hitler single-pawedly, is like tangling with a buzz-saw, with that one paw tied behind her back! That's a good way to lose a perfectly good paw!
           Guy

posted by northsage_45 on March 4, 2010 at 6:03 PM | link to this | reply

I am not a whip cream fan but what a great take! KUDOS!!!  And really, why no thumbs!? lol sam

posted by sam444 on March 4, 2010 at 4:38 PM | link to this | reply