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Saturday, April 24, 2010

Bees On My Window

Bees fascinate me. They fly around and make a funny noise. Then they land on the window and go up and down. There are screens on all the windows, but the bees still get in the house. I think they wait by the door and whenever somebody goes out, they hurry up and fly in to play with me. They like to... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Return Of The Washing Machine

Well, the washing machine is back from its vacation. The man reached into its stomach and pulled out a piece of wire and some other stuff. Really, I didn't know that machine could eat so much. It eats more than I do. I AM impressed. But the machine can't barf up hairballs under the bed like I do. So... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Cat vs Washing Machine

I say, let the cat win! This cat looks like she fought the washing machine and won. Look at how she's smiing. But then, I gotta wonder why she's in there. Not very smart. Doesn't she know that the washing machine could lock her in and force her to take a bath? Really, those washing machines are... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Why Do Clouds Pee?

Sometimes I look out the windows and see water falling outside. It seems to be falling from the clouds in the sky. I think the clouds are peeing. But I never see a cloud drinking water or eating anything. So why do they pee? How does that happen? I only pee if I've been drinking water. It's amazing... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Flying Meat

It happened again this morning! The most amazing thing! There I was, sitting by the table, minding my own business, when --- all of a sudden -- bits of meat started flying through the air! Really! This seems to happen alot when the man and lady are at the table. It isn't always just meat that flies... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 15, 2010


I didn't cough up that hairball under the bed either. And I can't help it if it somehow rolled out from under there and the lady stepped on it while she was making the bed this morning. What's the big deal about that anyway? She had socks on. I think. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

I Didn't Do It!

Just thought I'd clarify that. I didn't do it. I don't know what happened to it, I don't know why it's missing, or how it got broken. I don't even know what it is. But I didn't do it. OK? Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Chasing The Little Red Dot

On the wall near the bed, there's this little thing that makes a red dot. Well, actually, there are TWO of these things now. The second one looks like a pen, and the lady keeps it on her bedside table. Duchess and I chase the little red dot whenever we see it. We have to -- because it's there. When... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Staring At People

I was born to stare at people. That's what I'm supposed to do. I'm a cat, and cats stare at people. I don't understand why it seems to annoy them. The lady doesn't like when I stare at her. But I'm so good at it that I don't care if she tells me to stop or not. I'm gonna keep staring at her. She... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

The Bed Grew

This is me on my bed, before it grew. I don't know why it grew, it just did. One day it looked like this, and the next day it was twice its old size, and the poles at the ends were gone. It also moved to another part of the room, away from the wall. So now, I can attack it from both sides, but it... Sign in to see full entry.

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