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Okay... I'll confess...

I'd love to be able to pee with as much aplomb and little inconvenience as a guy. 

As to Freud--I never ever had any 'realization' that I didn't have a penis.  I realized that boys did. 

I am reminded of the tale of the little girl and boy--perhaps third graders--who had made a habit of sneaking off the direct route home from school every day for a snack a the KFC.  In fact, they followed this delightful little deviousness for quite a long time, before one day, perhaps in their 5th grade year, the girl told him solemnly that the joy was over, that she could no longer do this--the secret was going to be found out: she had begun to sprout feathers... down there.  He said something along the lines of "Wow, you too? I'm also sprouting feathers"  and he offered to show her... She took a gander--so to speak--and in astonished awe said, "Holy cow! necks and gizzards, too!"

(When you check your comments on your next post up, just come back and reread this one...  )

posted by Ciel on November 7, 2009 at 8:42 AM | link to this | reply

I agree
with Sam.. they get in the way and men just want to stare and play with them and are mostly clueless as to what to do with them. lol

posted by StrickGold on November 4, 2009 at 12:58 PM | link to this | reply

Trust me! They are not what they seem! A pain and always getting in the way! BTW, I would never want  a penis! Never thought of it! sam

posted by sam444 on October 30, 2009 at 4:18 PM | link to this | reply

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