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They are not finanically responsible for your fun or creations!!!
The first thing that comes to mind "Do they sell finger protection with hammers"! Great read.
Solita
posted by
ace2inspire
on May 2, 2008 at 5:12 AM
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To discuss the last question read Strat's blog in the humour section!
posted by
Kabu
on May 1, 2008 at 7:17 PM
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Warning --- Improper use can cause greater enjoyment!!
posted by
jefco
on May 1, 2008 at 5:33 PM
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vogue
I don't have an answer to your last question, but as to the rest, it's the consequence of living in the most litiginous society in history...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 1, 2008 at 5:01 PM
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vogue
All the warnings are a lot of "butt covering" and in most cases totally unnecessary. I remember buying a printer cartridge a while back and there on the packaging - in big red letters - were the words "do not eat".
Yeah, like I was really going to snack on an ink cartridge.
posted by
Troosha
on May 1, 2008 at 2:43 PM
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yes!
in america it's always about the fine print my friend.
posted by
sam255
on May 1, 2008 at 2:32 PM
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How about, "Warning: This is not a water balloon,
respirator, or useful container for wine." May cause vomiting if swallowed...the possibilities are endless, you know?
posted by
strat
on May 1, 2008 at 1:56 PM
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Funny. Thx 4 reading me. I'm so glad I made it to the gym at all today, and I did take it easy, which isn't easy for me to do, lol. I'm one of those all or nothing kind of people. Be careful out there!
posted by
Tuscaloosa
on May 1, 2008 at 1:05 PM
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I thought up an answer to my question: keep out of the reach of babies!!
posted by
vogue
on May 1, 2008 at 10:29 AM
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It's very funny vogue. You know what's the feeling to be able to make people smile or laugh? Self-satisfaction. Ha!Ha!Ha! I got a nasty answer for your question. Nay...better keep to myself.
Oh! My novel...at the point where a blushing lady meet eyes with her handsome gallant. Just kidding. Well, it is about inferiority complex of a person.
posted by
nuzila
on May 1, 2008 at 9:15 AM
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I have no idea. This was very entertaining. How are ou feeling? sam
posted by
sam444
on May 1, 2008 at 8:57 AM
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condoms
if you look at the fine, fine print - it says, personally inspected by # whoever. hmmm... personally..... ?
posted by
sam255
on May 1, 2008 at 8:44 AM
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very nice write and you are right I have never noticed these things. Great ending too. From my
to your
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posted by
cmhnord
on May 1, 2008 at 8:20 AM
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On condoms, hmnnnn! Not for oral use????????????
posted by
Soul_Builder101
on May 1, 2008 at 7:13 AM
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Re:
Elyse, I am so glad and proud if people who read me 'ponder.' That means I have something to say. Thanks so much for your kind words.
posted by
vogue
on May 1, 2008 at 7:12 AM
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Vogue, You are so inquisitive...LOL...hmmm...I don't read warnings much because as you I would get too frightened, but as far as the last question, I would not have a clue. Never thought of it...I will have to check back and see other's comments. (and a warning to myself that whenever I see your blog, I will be left
- pondering) LOL...Have a great day Vogue ~ Elyse
posted by
elysianfields
on May 1, 2008 at 7:09 AM
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haha..on the last item you mentioned, i guess users should follow as per warning...
posted by
_mai_
on May 1, 2008 at 6:38 AM
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vogue
those are to protect you the consumer but more the company that makes them from ridcules law suits that US is also great for
posted by
Lanetay
on May 1, 2008 at 6:31 AM
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Watch out for the mattress warnings when reading the warnings on the last
item you mentioned.
Maybe these warnings are on everything because in America people go sue crazy!
posted by
Ariala
on May 1, 2008 at 6:13 AM
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