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Re: gapcohen
I guess you could look at it that way, but actually doing the deed is far less... peculiar?... than taking a whiff of an empty chair, in my humble o. Thanks for the visit.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on April 29, 2008 at 3:46 PM
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Re: jmh256
The obscene American political scene. The grass is always greener on the obscener side. So I pick on Australia today. Take some heat off of us Yankees until the next spectacle.
Incidentally, a Yankee is like a Quickie only without a partner.
Thanks for coming.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on April 29, 2008 at 3:41 PM
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Maybe he's one of those Disney-dogs-turned-human. In all seriousness - my very own Governor surprised his wife, kids and constituents by sniffing (and stuffing) sweet young things while they were still in their seats. So, see, it could have been worse!
posted by
gapcohen
on April 29, 2008 at 2:55 PM
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Re: Sam I Am
Maybe they should make scented candles with that particular aroma. They could call it "Dairy Air" or something. Maybe we should patent this idea if somebody already hasn't. We could have been millionaires!
posted by
CunningLinguist
on April 29, 2008 at 12:58 PM
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So funny. He would be in heaven in a ladies' powder room! I just can't imagine that ever happening; but scratch and sniff, eh? sam
posted by
sam444
on April 29, 2008 at 12:17 PM
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I love how you sum up the American political scene - "Granted, we have some strange politicians doing some wicked bizzah things. Playing footsie in toilet stalls, prostitution ring-a-dingies, swapping dirty e-mails with underaged pages, etc. et ceterrrrra."
posted by
jmh256
on April 29, 2008 at 10:59 AM
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Re: SEEDLINGS
That is so far beyond freaky that I'm going to have to insist on being sedated the rest of the day. What was his reaction when he saw you?! "Sorry, you missed a spot." Holy muglickers, Batman!
Maybe -- and I'm not defending the guy -- you had one of those flavored lipsticks the guy couldn't resist and he missed lunch? This is so great, because I'm starting to feel a little more normal in comparison to these freak shows. Thank you for making me feel better about myself. Excellent!
posted by
CunningLinguist
on April 29, 2008 at 8:59 AM
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Re: ZenMom
This is kinky all right. I don't know how he can keep a job, actually. What's his slogan, "either you wiff us or you're against us!"? I don't want my leader down on all fours, with his face buried in some lady's chair trying to figure out what she had for breakfast. I'm not judgmental or anything, just mental. The next level is him walking around with panties on his head - which I would never admit to doing in public!
posted by
CunningLinguist
on April 29, 2008 at 8:52 AM
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Cunni my luv
Your post reminds me of ohhh so many years ago when I was working in one of the first MBE's. One day I caught the manager (before I took his job) not sniffing my seat but licking the rim of my coffee cup in the back room. I'd been sipping on my coffee and had to rush up front to help a customer and when I returned I saw this young man, the manager runing his tongue back and forth over my lipstick marks on my cup. Sexual harassment wasn't in vogue then...but I did fine on my own and had his job within 6 months
posted by
SEEDLINGS
on April 29, 2008 at 8:50 AM
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There is a "kink" out there for everyone. I'm not surprised at this one. I sure hate to see his political career trashed over this one. As long as he doesn't take it to the NEXT level.....which.........hhhhmmm.....let's see............would probably involve sniffing someones ass. too funny.
posted by
ZenMom
on April 29, 2008 at 8:40 AM
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