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I have it on good authority that Mr. James Thatcher is now wearing a bullet-proof vest to the office and has replaced his gorgeous secretary with a 300lb body guard who can barely type...

posted by Nautikos on January 10, 2008 at 5:57 PM | link to this | reply

Sir Strat,

I have seen this letter before, although this one seems to be a bit altered. I must say, it is all true. I would like to add a T.M.I....FYI to it. Add all of this info from this letter and add the first few periods after giving birth. Then add...OMFG... I'm gonna KILL the next M.F.er that crosses my path that looks at me wrong and GOD HELP THE NEXT PERSON TO...wait, ya know what? I'm not gonna say it. (It's not that "time" right now) and I'm feeling, well, kinda human. So, skip it. I'll spare you.

Ooommm....Ooooommmm....Ooooommmm.....See how calm I can be?

posted by SpitFire70 on January 9, 2008 at 9:48 PM | link to this | reply

Mine too, Food4thought...

posted by strat on January 9, 2008 at 3:59 PM | link to this | reply

Glad you got a kick out of it, LMP!

Good to see you again!

posted by strat on January 9, 2008 at 3:58 PM | link to this | reply

Strat...

First, because I work in R&D, imagine the R&D dept of those feminine hygiene products! Second, my wife contends the proof that God is not female is the menstrual cycle.

posted by food4thought on January 8, 2008 at 10:27 PM | link to this | reply

lol - that was great!

posted by littlemspickles on January 8, 2008 at 6:57 PM | link to this | reply

I would imagine those things are worth forgetting, Taps!

posted by strat on January 8, 2008 at 8:38 AM | link to this | reply

Exactly, Whacky!

A big belly scratch to Bo!

posted by strat on January 8, 2008 at 8:37 AM | link to this | reply

strat

I had almost forgotten about all that stuff. Its been a long time...

posted by TAPS. on January 7, 2008 at 10:01 PM | link to this | reply

LOL! That guy had better run for the hills or he is going to find maxi pads

where maxi pads should never be!

A rose and a smile from me and the same

from you know who =^..^= woof!

posted by Whacky on January 7, 2008 at 8:25 PM | link to this | reply

It's most definitely not for everyone, Soul.

posted by strat on January 7, 2008 at 3:16 PM | link to this | reply

I don't like that kind of linen washed in public!!! Knife, notwithstanding!!!!!!!!