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man this had me an all my family peeing themselves laughing.Every one Ive read I sending up dashin to the loo it was so funny.By the way this is the one who writ the hell hound of newern street-madame coates! I
your blogs!!
posted by
MadameCoates1995_13
on September 14, 2007 at 9:30 AM
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re: "Bear" Grylls ...
That's strike two!
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 24, 2007 at 7:20 PM
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re: "McGuyver"
Jeez! I sure
butchered that name (in my previous comment).
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 24, 2007 at 7:16 PM
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That "MacGyver", strat ... he's almost like an actual, real life "Bear" Grills!
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 24, 2007 at 7:14 PM
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As they say, Enigmatic ...
If you go through a lot of hammers each month, that doesn't necessarily mean you're a hard worker. It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 24, 2007 at 7:12 PM
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Live and learn, callista ...
Live and learn.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 24, 2007 at 7:11 PM
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God, did that movie suck, A + B.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 24, 2007 at 7:10 PM
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Garbage bags and beef jerkies are all you need to weather the storm.
Garbage bags inflate. Or maybe not; I'm not sure. But I think I saw an episode of McGuyver once where he built an airplane out of garbage bags, bamboo, and a gas grill and flew it off a cliff. So it must work somehow.
And Mac was eating a beef jerky while he made it.
posted by
strat
on August 24, 2007 at 8:34 AM
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Mademoiselle
Hammers make you nervous? 
posted by
Enigmatic68
on August 24, 2007 at 2:47 AM
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one of the hurricanes that his us in the past few years
actually picked up our john boat and sit it down on the other side of the house. i had never been in a hurrican before so to prepare i brought in the garbage can and parked the car under the big oak tree in our yard. lol, now i know how to prepare.
posted by
jeansaw
on August 23, 2007 at 8:41 PM
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Evans Almighty? Maybe you are a crystal ball. Premonitions of a hurricane?
posted by
A-and-B
on August 23, 2007 at 3:08 PM
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No, riri. Not at this particular moment.
However, that could change at any second. And is starting to look a bit "grey" outside.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 23, 2007 at 11:48 AM
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you're not in any danger now at all then ???
posted by
riri0322
on August 23, 2007 at 9:48 AM
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Of course.
I was just being stupid with you. Gosh.
p.s. Actually what I mean was more like, "completely contrary to nature, reason, or common sense; absurd; senseless; utterly foolish", as oppose to the simple "prone to exaggeration".
posted by
bandanafish
on August 23, 2007 at 9:26 AM
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I have no idea what the hell you're talking about, bandana.
Did you mean to suggest "prone to exaggeration"?
P.S. Get bent.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 23, 2007 at 9:18 AM
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Hm.. (self conscious of my vocab. all of a sudden)...
"
Prosperous"?
p.s. At least everyone will get the "witch" part... 
posted by
bandanafish
on August 23, 2007 at 9:11 AM
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"Preposterous", bandana?
P.S. Nice obscure reference which no one else has any chance of understanding there, btw.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 23, 2007 at 9:04 AM
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"Witch war" is about to begin...
Or are you just being preposterous?
posted by
bandanafish
on August 23, 2007 at 8:43 AM
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Thanks, Troosha ... and I'm not 100% sure.
It appears we are, and we aren't. It'll likely reach us eventually, but by the time it does, it will be lucky to be a category 2.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 23, 2007 at 8:33 AM
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Mademoiselle
Yup - sounds like you're tucked in safely now...
More seriously, if you are in the storm's path I hope it doesn't it too hard.
posted by
Troosha
on August 23, 2007 at 8:19 AM
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Quite frankly, A + B, her air conditioning bill is of little concern to me.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 23, 2007 at 7:51 AM
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It'll be stuffy. If you have the air con on all the time, you'll help run up a bill for poor Mom to pay. Besides, no circulation encourages the mould.
(A)
posted by
A-and-B
on August 23, 2007 at 7:28 AM
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Is that a makeshift "dunce cap", Corbin?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 23, 2007 at 7:05 AM
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Aluminum foil works very well......
And you don't have to put it on the windows..........
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on August 23, 2007 at 6:59 AM
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Good idea, Ariala.
Though if only I knew where we kept the canoe ...
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 23, 2007 at 6:55 AM
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You did the right thing. Cardboard is good until it gets too soggy. By
that time, you might want consider strengthening your backstroke.
posted by
Ariala
on August 23, 2007 at 6:50 AM
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