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Hmmm

Sounds interesting.

Just dropping by...

posted by SilverMoon7 on May 10, 2007 at 8:58 AM | link to this | reply

Naut
lol!  Where's a good mouser when you need one?  Off to do errands, ta til later! 

posted by FoliageGold on May 8, 2007 at 11:16 AM | link to this | reply

Foliage
I'd gladly lend you my cat, Bubbles, but she may be a member of the SPCA! We had a mouse in the house last year, and I have the distinct impression Bubbles tried to protect it from me...

posted by Nautikos on May 8, 2007 at 11:12 AM | link to this | reply

Naut
Kabu said she'd bring boo up here..........   

posted by FoliageGold on May 8, 2007 at 11:01 AM | link to this | reply

Naut
Well I am and that sneaky little brudder is still skittering about in here.  I'm not a happy girl today. 

posted by FoliageGold on May 8, 2007 at 11:01 AM | link to this | reply

Re: Nautikos - Good Morning!
Yes, she did a credible job, even though I distracted her a bit - she was quite distractable - and as far as the mouse is concerned, well, it's time to get a cat...

posted by Nautikos on May 8, 2007 at 10:56 AM | link to this | reply

Foliage
if you're not wearing a skirt, you'll be okay...

posted by Nautikos on May 8, 2007 at 10:53 AM | link to this | reply

Nautikos - Good Morning!
I see Molly Maid did a good job cleaning up in here.  I think Offy's still celebrating.  That mouse is still in here......... 

posted by FoliageGold on May 8, 2007 at 6:32 AM | link to this | reply

Naut!
Oh, God!  A mouse just ran under my feet!  

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 5:48 PM | link to this | reply

Kabu
I'm sure the Congqing Chamber of Commerce will give you all the info you need! Just make sure you talk to one of the women there, the men might give you directions to a place like Kabul...

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 5:42 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
so how do I get there sounds just like my kinda place. Paper plates Oh yeah.

posted by Kabu on May 7, 2007 at 5:33 PM | link to this | reply

Foliage
I can always bite his head off...

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 5:26 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
Sorry, she's married to a chocolate soldier....... 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 2:18 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Naut

You called her, didn't you? And I hope you made sure that Molly is ...aesthetically pleasing?  

 

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 2:16 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
......sigh..........  Did Molly Maid arrive yet to clean up this place? 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 2:08 PM | link to this | reply

Foliage
In the end, I can never resist surrendering to lovely ladies...

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 2:05 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
Does that mean you surrender the fort to me 'n Offy? 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:54 PM | link to this | reply

NAUT
It's TAPS, One Creamed Pea. 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:53 PM | link to this | reply

Foliage
I'm all done in...

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:51 PM | link to this | reply

Foliage
what kind of vegetable?

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:49 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Nautikos
I explained all that! IT'S THE ONLY PLACE IN WORLD WHERE THEY ACTUALLY ADMIT IT!

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:48 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
Be quiet and eat your vegetables............ 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:47 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Naut
Okay! I looove tackling OffY! Here we go....

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:46 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
Dear man, settle down now and drink your other bottle. 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:46 PM | link to this | reply

Nautikos
C'mon! You gotta be pulling my leg. This town in China has it all wrong. It's totally unnecessary. You mean there are parts of the world where women don't call the shots or make mistakes?

posted by Talion on May 7, 2007 at 1:46 PM | link to this | reply

Offy
Yeah, sure, you beetle off and leave me with all this mess.  I'm calling Molly Maid. 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:45 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Offy

Don't tell me that damn scriber made off with my scotch!!!Some ally!!!

 

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:45 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
Offy took off with the berries, quick, tackle her! 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:45 PM | link to this | reply

Joy
I gotta go eat my supper...Naut darlin...HOLD DOWN THE FORT!!!!

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:43 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Naut
I didn't drink ALL the Cointreau, there was a lot on the strawberries, as you should be able to tell by now...

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:43 PM | link to this | reply

Offy
Well, I got the scotch I think.  No his friend's got it.  Darn it, where IS that darn scotch already, I'd like some for my tea.  You're in change General Offy! 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:42 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Joy
well, hon, you were too hasty, the bottle is still outside...

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:41 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
Oh, gwon!  You drank all that Cointreau, didn't you?  I'm hiding your bicycle! 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:40 PM | link to this | reply

Joy
The way I figure it is this...We got Naut into the fort. We now have full charge of the berries. We lost 2 chocolate soldiers..I ate one cause I was hungry and I dunno why Naut ate the other....The chocolate is soft enough so Naut...pay attention and take your chocolate like a man....

Oh where's the scotch?


posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:40 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Naut
Foilage, that wasn't my friend, that was my enemy, and I ate his head...and now I've got a chocolate buzz as well...

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:39 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
You cheatin' on your soldier friend already? 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:36 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
scriber ain't gonna help you ya know...

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:36 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Joy
There's another GUY! I'm not lost yet!!! Help!

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:34 PM | link to this | reply

scriber
Would you like a strawberry?    Miss Mary says Inn-o-cent-ly..........

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:34 PM | link to this | reply

Offy
It's working!  He's poked his toe inside the gate!  Quick grab the butterfly net! 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:33 PM | link to this | reply

scriber
You wanta come play too?

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:33 PM | link to this | reply

Joy
Get em...Hurrry...get em!!!

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:33 PM | link to this | reply

wow. more than 100 comments on this little news item i read last week
on the internet. 

posted by scriber on May 7, 2007 at 1:32 PM | link to this | reply

Joy
Exactly...

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:32 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Naut
well, my big toe is kind of across the threshold, testing the waters, as it were...

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:32 PM | link to this | reply

Re: OTA
as most people would say...

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:30 PM | link to this | reply

Offy
Whistle Dixie?  

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:30 PM | link to this | reply

Joy
When he gets inside that wall you know exactly what to do right? I know you know!!!

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:29 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
What berries?  Offy took 'em. 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:29 PM | link to this | reply

Offy
I heard that he was busy with one soldier in particular? 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:29 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
Are you inside the walls?

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:28 PM | link to this | reply

OTA
lol!  Good one!  He did say it "Sounds Just Like Home..." 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:28 PM | link to this | reply

OKAY GIRLS
I know when I am beat. But now you have to explain to me what you're gonna do with my berries...

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:28 PM | link to this | reply

Not me
I am still waiting for Naut to enter the fort....

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:27 PM | link to this | reply

Poor Naut
see what happens when you try to play with out knowing the rules..lol

posted by Blue_feathers on May 7, 2007 at 1:27 PM | link to this | reply

Offy
LOLOLOLOLOL!  

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:27 PM | link to this | reply

Rumoured?
I haven't seen Rumoured around at all...

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:26 PM | link to this | reply

Naut & Offy
There, that'll fix 'em tigers and dragons real good.  Now.  Who's going to clean up this mess? 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:26 PM | link to this | reply

Ah Yeah
Big Rumor...now Naut don't you just reckon it would be so much easier to come on in and allow us to have our way with the berries?

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:26 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Naut
Okay, okay, I won't...

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:25 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
Do  you realize what you just said?  Offy, quick write it down.  Rumour, rumour!  lol 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:24 PM | link to this | reply

Naut

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:23 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Naut
I don't care, I'm just going for the head, and that tastes just fine, munch, munch...

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:22 PM | link to this | reply

Joy
Hahahahahaha

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:22 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
Don't like to tell ya this, but I think that soldier over there is gay....... 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:20 PM | link to this | reply

Offy
Okay, girl, here goes!  Gee, that one over there's kinda cute........

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:20 PM | link to this | reply

Whose hand is that on my berries?

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:20 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
hahahahaha

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:19 PM | link to this | reply

One o' them guys comes close...
I'm gonna bite his head off!

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:19 PM | link to this | reply

RUT ROE
What happened to the berries?

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:18 PM | link to this | reply

Joy
Quick stick that hose in my mouth!!!!

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:18 PM | link to this | reply

Girls
MY PRECIOUS BERRIES!!!

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:17 PM | link to this | reply

Offy
I see 'em!  I see 'em!  They's got fire hoses and, and, and, it's flowing melted chocolate! 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:16 PM | link to this | reply

Pheewww

HeLPP!

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:16 PM | link to this | reply

I was hungry so I ate one of the soliders...

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:16 PM | link to this | reply

Joy
We best call in back up....CHOCOLATE SOLDIERS!!!

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:15 PM | link to this | reply

Offy
Well call them soldiers in here, quick!  He's almost at the berries again! 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:14 PM | link to this | reply

PHEEWWW
That was close...

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:14 PM | link to this | reply

Joy
I'am still workin on the berries!

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:13 PM | link to this | reply

Offy
We'll bribe him with the scotch......        

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:13 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
We want to chocolate cover them berries along with a few other things...

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:12 PM | link to this | reply

Offy
Don't leave me now, I got the scotch!   

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:12 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Naut
you girls are crushing my berries!

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:12 PM | link to this | reply

Joy
I tried to get him inside the walls...BOYS!

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:11 PM | link to this | reply

OMG
What are you doin' to my berries???

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:11 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
ooooooooooo, NOW yer talkin'.  You tryin' to turn us girls heads? 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:10 PM | link to this | reply

Help!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:10 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Naut
Okay, hon. Here's my very best, a bottle reserved for a special occasion such as this - my Lagavulin...

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:09 PM | link to this | reply

Offy
I got him cornered!  

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:09 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
For my tea, darling!  I'm having a scone doncha know........ 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:09 PM | link to this | reply

Joy
Aim for the BERRIES!!!

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:08 PM | link to this | reply

Naut & Offy
Sweet Food Fight!  I'm gettin' the hose........... 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:08 PM | link to this | reply

Foliage
Marmalade? Is this still breakfast?

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:08 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
Of course I do!!!

Bring the scotch too!


posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:07 PM | link to this | reply

Joy
Watch out for those berries!!!

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:06 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Naut
You just want to have your way with me...

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:06 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
All right that's it then.  Out come the Savilles....... stomp, stomp!  Making marmalade for Naut........ 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:06 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Naut
Oh well, why the hell not....live dangerously is my motto...

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:05 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
I double dog promise!!!

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:04 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Naut?
naw. jus a bit too much Cointreau!

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:04 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
Scotch and strawberries?          

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:03 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Naut
that's what they all say! I've heard that before...'aw... we won't do nuttin'...

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:03 PM | link to this | reply

Offy
Shucks no!  Hand me that bucket of whipped cream, will you? 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:02 PM | link to this | reply

Naut?
Foliga?  You into the scotch at tea time? 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 1:02 PM | link to this | reply

Foliage
sorry, I mispronounced your name - I ain't speaking too well with my mouth full of strawbwerries...

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 1:01 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
Ah come on in...we won't do nuttin now will we Mary?

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 1:00 PM | link to this | reply

Offy, Foliga and OTA, my little darlings
you gotta come outside to play, I ain't setting foot inside those walls...Im right here, just on the other side of the threshold, munching my strawberries Romanoff...

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 12:59 PM | link to this | reply

Naut darlin
Where did you go with those berries?

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 12:54 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
Gee, make some for Offy 'n me, while you're at it, 'cause this is our city, remember?  lol 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 12:53 PM | link to this | reply

Naut

the list of do's and don'ts is sacred.. never to be seen by men.. otherwise all manner of chaos would befall everything.. the cardinal rule is this..

                  ~NO MAN MUST KNOW THE RULES~

 

so .. no 14 list.. sorry.. I am loyal to the sisterhood..

posted by Blue_feathers on May 7, 2007 at 12:52 PM | link to this | reply

Offy
WHAT?  How can you forget?  Three hours?  Spill lady, spill!  lol!  I think Naut's hiding the berries......... 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 12:52 PM | link to this | reply

Foilage
Oh, I loooovve strawberries! I'll have mine a la Romanoff, with Cointreau and plenty of wipped cream! And served in crystal glasses! Paper cups are to be used only inside the gates, not out here, in civilization...

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 12:50 PM | link to this | reply

Joy
Oh I forgot...Yikes! Well it was okay..after about 3 hrs. LOL..

I shall bring the strawberries! Where's our soldiers?


posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 12:48 PM | link to this | reply

Offy
Don't forget the strawberries AND MISSY, just what happened on Friday already? 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 12:45 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
lol!  You opportunist, you!    Is it time for tea yet?

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 12:44 PM | link to this | reply

Joy
I am on my way! LOL~

posted by Offy on May 7, 2007 at 12:43 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
With paper plates, plastic cups, forks and spoons?  If not, me 'n Offy'll pelt you with strawberries! 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 12:40 PM | link to this | reply

Foliage
Go ahead! I'll wait for you at the gate...

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 12:39 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
LOL!  Offy, let's go check it out! 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 12:32 PM | link to this | reply

Foliage
Blondes who like chocolate soldiers get free parking...

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 12:27 PM | link to this | reply

Re: So what makes this different from
the fact that they are openly proclaiming it, strat!

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 12:23 PM | link to this | reply

Re: Naut..lol...don't forget about the toilet seat..if we leave that up we'll
Rumored, you're right! Maybe OTA can draw up a list of do's and don't's for us...

posted by Nautikos on May 7, 2007 at 12:22 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
You think they have anything on blondes of whom like chocolate soldiers? 

posted by FoliageGold on May 7, 2007 at 10:56 AM | link to this | reply

So what makes this different from
every other town on the face of the earth?

posted by strat on May 7, 2007 at 10:45 AM | link to this | reply

Naut..lol...don't forget about the toilet seat..if we leave that up we'll
be in even bigger trouble.....

posted by Rumor on May 7, 2007 at 10:04 AM | link to this | reply

star
I see you're...what - I guess aginst this idea?

posted by Nautikos on May 6, 2007 at 6:22 PM | link to this | reply

Masky
Uh uh! "Hooters" girls won't be allowed to leave...we'll block the runways...

posted by Nautikos on May 6, 2007 at 6:21 PM | link to this | reply

Foliage
Probably! All about Chinese fashions and ow to marry a rich Communist Party functionary...

posted by Nautikos on May 6, 2007 at 6:17 PM | link to this | reply

posted by star4sky5 on May 6, 2007 at 5:44 PM | link to this | reply

Now, Naut, silly man...
you need a few women to stick around the U.S. to keep you company and to poke fun at!    What fun would "Hooters" be if we all jetted off to China?  Come on!  You'd miss us if we all left!  XO

posted by ---Masky--- on May 6, 2007 at 5:23 PM | link to this | reply

Naut
lol!  Will they FINALLY have a woman's channel, too? 

posted by FoliageGold on May 6, 2007 at 5:22 PM | link to this | reply

Wiley
I guess we're gonna be lonely, but who needs women anyway, eh?

posted by Nautikos on May 6, 2007 at 5:14 PM | link to this | reply

hazel
get Masky to help you dig!

posted by Nautikos on May 6, 2007 at 5:13 PM | link to this | reply

Masky
I can see the Earth tilting...

posted by Nautikos on May 6, 2007 at 5:12 PM | link to this | reply

MandaLee
I'm not sure whether that means you approve or disapprove...

posted by Nautikos on May 6, 2007 at 5:10 PM | link to this | reply

Pat B
Well, you might wind up with a mall daddy asking for your credit cards...

posted by Nautikos on May 6, 2007 at 5:09 PM | link to this | reply

LATER ! !...I'm gonna go dig a hole to China ! lol !

posted by hazel_st_cricket on May 6, 2007 at 4:11 PM | link to this | reply

Nautikos
I'm stayin' put then my friend. lol

posted by WileyJohn on May 6, 2007 at 4:06 PM | link to this | reply

LMAO!!!
So, I'm going to put my house on the market and take up shelter there!  Woo Hoo! 

posted by ---Masky--- on May 6, 2007 at 2:34 PM | link to this | reply

posted by Amanda__ on May 6, 2007 at 2:03 PM | link to this | reply

Depending on the woman who calls the shots, life could be great
under those conditions - interesting, challenging, fun. I'm not talking about a mall mama who wants a guy with a bottomless credit card, either...

posted by Pat_B on May 6, 2007 at 10:28 AM | link to this | reply

Good morning, Offy
I am very glad to hear that...

posted by Nautikos on May 6, 2007 at 6:55 AM | link to this | reply

hahaha
Good morning Naut...I don't think even I would want to live in that town..

posted by Offy on May 6, 2007 at 4:50 AM | link to this | reply

Re: ha,ha-all I see is all that oestrogen,women bitching,
proc, just call me if you need protection from the other girls...

posted by Nautikos on May 6, 2007 at 4:46 AM | link to this | reply

Justi
By the time I'm ready to run, that will have been changed for Arnold...

posted by Nautikos on May 6, 2007 at 4:42 AM | link to this | reply

Re: sounds like my kind of place!
et tu, Julia...

posted by Nautikos on May 6, 2007 at 4:29 AM | link to this | reply

Re: It's a start...
to what, Ciel?

posted by Nautikos on May 6, 2007 at 4:28 AM | link to this | reply

Re: Seems like a reasonable enough policy.
I thought it might meet with your approval...

posted by Nautikos on May 6, 2007 at 4:28 AM | link to this | reply

TAPS
I thought the title of a movie I have never seen might come in handy...

posted by Nautikos on May 6, 2007 at 4:26 AM | link to this | reply

ha,ha-all I see is all that oestrogen,women bitching,
changing the laws when pms strikes and the sale of vibrators going up.  Thanks but no thanks.  I will have my men exactly as they are now-believing they are in charge...

posted by proc on May 5, 2007 at 10:21 PM | link to this | reply

sounds like my kind of place!

posted by Julia. on May 5, 2007 at 9:22 PM | link to this | reply

It's a start...

posted by Ciel on May 5, 2007 at 9:00 PM | link to this | reply

Nautikos

You are already ahead of the game again. If you had been born in USA you could run for president. We need someone who knows how to get out of the dirty work. LOL

 

posted by Justi on May 5, 2007 at 8:34 PM | link to this | reply

Seems like a reasonable enough policy.

 

I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty queen,
because I like people to do what I say.

posted by Mademoiselle on May 5, 2007 at 8:13 PM | link to this | reply

Nautikos
I love your title, LOL.  Is it original with you? 

posted by TAPS. on May 5, 2007 at 8:07 PM | link to this | reply