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Well, Troosha, it's certainly nice to know that everyone imagines me as such a witch.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on November 10, 2006 at 11:25 AM
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You must have been having a "patient" moment
because I picture you as someone who could have blown her off with a single glare and a couple of sharp witted line.
posted by
Troosha
on November 10, 2006 at 10:34 AM
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I can be surprisingly patient, TAPS ...
Also, the 45 minute delay includes the time spent in Starbuck's.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on November 10, 2006 at 6:15 AM
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Yeah, Tanga, it would have been pretty funny if Abigail was actually standing behind me the whole time, and I just happened to be (literally) caught in the middle of their conversation.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on November 10, 2006 at 6:13 AM
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Mademoiselle, Somehow I cannot picture you standing there listening to her for 45 minutes. LOL
posted by
TAPS.
on November 10, 2006 at 5:15 AM
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Are you sure Abigail was not
hiding behind a corner!
posted by
Tanga
on November 10, 2006 at 4:54 AM
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I just felt the earlier post was underappreciated. That's all.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on November 9, 2006 at 10:03 PM
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No, I'm still here.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on November 9, 2006 at 10:02 PM
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You linked your double post to a post that's, like, RIGHT THERE?
Anyways. Did I missed you again tonight? Well, Abigail, I hope you are having a very good Friday morning (barely).
posted by
bandanafish
on November 9, 2006 at 9:48 PM
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Thanks, Whacky!
Every now and then, they turn out okay.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on November 9, 2006 at 9:28 PM
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That was a good one!
posted by
Whacky
on November 9, 2006 at 9:13 PM
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Actually, Azur, I already fulfilled my obligation to the court over the summer.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on November 9, 2006 at 8:56 PM
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well you were doing community service
she probably knew you weren't abigail and just needed someone to talk to
posted by
Azur
on November 9, 2006 at 4:40 PM
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Yeah, Captivation, she must be, like, all senile, or something.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on November 9, 2006 at 3:12 PM
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That is Classic.
How embarassing for the woman who makes such mistakes. Particularly since she goes out in public.
posted by
Captivation
on November 9, 2006 at 2:57 PM
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You're welcome, Jazwolf ...
Btw, my English professor says I'm allowed to start sentences with "because",
because my tone is so conversational.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on November 9, 2006 at 2:39 PM
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You mean, like, in a biblical sense, A + B?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on November 9, 2006 at 2:37 PM
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Very true, RAME.
However, I think it probably would have been awfully hard for her to actually
wield a weapon, though.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on November 9, 2006 at 2:36 PM
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Mademoiselle--- I'll bet she used to work at a nuclear reactor. By the by,
thanks soooo much for writing "all of a sudden" instead of "all of the sudden." That drives me crazy!
posted by
Jazwolf
on November 9, 2006 at 2:35 PM
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By the same denomination, we all are.
posted by
A-and-B
on November 9, 2006 at 2:29 PM
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You really need to be careful. You never know what weapon someone may be carrying. There are a lot of people everywhere who aren't rowing with more than one oar.
posted by
RAME
on November 9, 2006 at 2:28 PM
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By some old woman, ShutterCat?
I think not.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on November 9, 2006 at 2:27 PM
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Mad. you're gonna get your ass kicked one of these days.
posted by
AlienInsomniac
on November 9, 2006 at 2:24 PM
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Who says I'm not already an heiress, A + B?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on November 9, 2006 at 2:09 PM
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Thank you with the first 30 clicks.
posted by
A-and-B
on November 9, 2006 at 2:09 PM
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You would have been made an instant heiress if she were foolish enough to hand over her cash for "protection". Lol.
posted by
A-and-B
on November 9, 2006 at 1:40 PM
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Actually, Strat, I'm not sure it is.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on November 9, 2006 at 12:50 PM
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Yikes!
That's worse than being near the cafe at Wal Mart and having to listen to the old deaf guys yell about their prostate problems and bowel movements all morning.
posted by
strat
on November 9, 2006 at 12:39 PM
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For real, SuccessWarrior ... I easily could have been a goner.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on November 9, 2006 at 12:38 PM
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That was a close call
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on November 9, 2006 at 12:30 PM
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Well, AbsolutelyPositive, I did say "potentially".
posted by
Mademoiselle
on November 9, 2006 at 12:29 PM
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Dont' you just hate it when that happens!
I don't think she was a psychopath, but she could have bored you to death.
posted by
AbsolutelyPositive
on November 9, 2006 at 12:24 PM
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