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But, Frankly, are you a ...
really,
really white guy?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 23, 2006 at 10:05 PM
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mmmm...I say giddy up!!!
...I'm a white guy...
posted by
FranklyMydear1
on May 23, 2006 at 9:58 AM
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It varies from post to post, Sly ...
there's no magic to it.
Meanwhile, where are you getting that rule from ... Dear Prudie?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 23, 2006 at 9:31 AM
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Also, talking is permissible until the feature starts.
posted by
SlyCy
on May 23, 2006 at 5:58 AM
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How in the world do you get so many comments? You
get more comments for one post than I have gotten in three years in this place.
posted by
SlyCy
on May 23, 2006 at 5:56 AM
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Meanwhile, BlackPearl, I haven't seen a single glowing review.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 22, 2006 at 10:22 PM
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Well, all right...
Also, I've heard many lukewarm reviews about the movie. I can stand to wait to see it on DVD. Thanks. :)
posted by
BlackPearl1
on May 22, 2006 at 8:03 PM
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I couldn't agree more, Ben ...
That was really funny.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 22, 2006 at 2:27 PM
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Colors aside, safe practices should be observed. Lol.
Another 10 clicks are in. Thanks for your continued support in my blog.
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on May 22, 2006 at 2:23 PM
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I remember seeing those books in the library, malignantattic ...
Though, personally, I prefer "Choose Your own Adventure".
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 22, 2006 at 2:11 PM
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Although there are thousands of private detectives in the United States, the town of Idaville had but one.
Idaville did not need more. Its one detective was Encyclopedia Brown, and he had never lost a case.
If Encyclopedia (no relation to the Dan) Brown deciphered the Da Vinci Code, he would've found it was crap in a day, and for only 25 cents!
posted by
malignantattic
on May 22, 2006 at 2:07 PM
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I'd love to hear it though, Marshall ...
Cause I'm imagining, like,
David Niven rapping.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 22, 2006 at 12:15 PM
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My all time "fantasy fuck" list:
1. Johnny Depp
2. Prince
3. Cillian Murphy
4. Hayden Christensen
5. A tie between Leonardo DiCaprio and an albino.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 22, 2006 at 12:13 PM
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well...
British hip hop doesn't sound like American hip hop, for sure...of course i do prefer US hip hop, no contest...
posted by
Marshallengraved
on May 22, 2006 at 12:05 PM
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I loved the music, but I still find him pretty creepy.
We were not terribly impressed with Purple Rain as high school students. I might see it in a different light now, but not then certainly. My roommate in college was from MN and had been sneaking into bars to see him play for a couple of years.That I would have enjoyed more than the movie... She loved him of course- short, strange and all...
posted by
FactorFiction
on May 22, 2006 at 12:03 PM
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Oh, sorry!
I had something completely different in mind.
"Purple Rain" was a brilliant movie though. Not sure why you'd prefer hearing the audience to hearing Prince.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 22, 2006 at 11:59 AM
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Hmm I meant that they were cracking jokes
through the entire thing...what were you thinking?
posted by
FactorFiction
on May 22, 2006 at 11:51 AM
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Yeah, Strat, I would just wait for the rental.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 22, 2006 at 11:37 AM
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This will definitely save me a few bucks.
I read the book, and it was fine as a chase adventure -- absolutely good clean mindless fun. The same vein as a John Grisham novel.
I'm with you, too -- anyone who believes this crap probably does not need to be allowed outside the ward unattended.
posted by
strat
on May 22, 2006 at 11:30 AM
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Yuck, Factor!
That's totally disgusting!
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 22, 2006 at 10:42 AM
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Oddly enough, Talion, you are actually the third person to suggest that sort of scenario.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 22, 2006 at 10:41 AM
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That's certainly an interesting (if not politically correct), theory, Wiley.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 22, 2006 at 10:38 AM
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Fortunately, Fourcats, I have several friends (of various nationalities) ...
who, if need be, could serve as fluffers.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 22, 2006 at 10:36 AM
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Hmmm, I can't say I have ever contemplated it.
I don't think I will, either....
But I would not have asked you to speak more quietly unless it were loud AND during the movie. Although, the people behind us during the movie, Purple Rain, way back when, completely made the movie worth seeing.
posted by
FactorFiction
on May 22, 2006 at 9:40 AM
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Mademoiselle
When I was a kid, an albino guy around my age lived in the neighborhood. A black albino. Talk about an oxymoron. He had a brother that wasn't a twin, but otherwise a splitting image except he wasn't albino. In fact, as far as skin tone goes, he was the exact opposite. Midnight personified. Too bad I have no idea where they are now. You could kill two birds with one stone.
posted by
Talion
on May 22, 2006 at 9:31 AM
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Mademoiselle
That Albino's mother made him wash his mouth out with bleach when he told her he wanted to sleep with two girls. That's why he's a Albino luv. lol
posted by
WileyJohn
on May 22, 2006 at 8:55 AM
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well, no, it's not that rare a fantasy. the difficulty (if you're going
for a two-for-one deal) is finding men who can work side by side, if you catch my drift. stage fright and all that.
posted by
fourcats
on May 22, 2006 at 8:47 AM
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I would estimate I come down with a severe case of the giggles (in public) roughly twice a month, MsVision.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 22, 2006 at 7:32 AM
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It's a much smarter movie as well, Mason.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 22, 2006 at 7:29 AM
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Not as angry as he'll be when he reads some of my next few posts, Ann.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 22, 2006 at 7:28 AM
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laughing in the cinema is like coughing
Once you start it gets harder and harder to stop.
posted by
MsVision
on May 22, 2006 at 5:16 AM
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..yes... I thought "Rapture," was far better...
posted by
MasonGarrett
on May 22, 2006 at 3:31 AM
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are here for winning the prize in my Guess blog. Thanks for participating.
(A)
posted by
A-and-B
on May 22, 2006 at 2:45 AM
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Wouldn't James be mad if he reads this? Lol.
(A)
posted by
A-and-B
on May 22, 2006 at 2:44 AM
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Una!
Yes, it is fairly easy to identify albinos (unless they are wearing sunglasses), seeing as they have red eyes.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 22, 2006 at 12:17 AM
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If angering evangelicals is what you're after, Cesium,
Rent "The Last Temptation of Christ" or, even, "The Rapture" ... both of which have the added benefit of being ten times the movie "The DaVinci Code" is.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 22, 2006 at 12:16 AM
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Mademoiselle!
Is it easy to identify an albino in a society of white Caucasians? Are albinos often stared at in your country?
I pose these questions out of curiosity. I guess being an albino among white people is less harsh than being one among the black, brown and yellow people.
posted by
una01
on May 21, 2006 at 11:47 PM
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The more interesting question is
why did we stop going to the moon? I find the Hubble and a few of the probes a lot more interesting than these shuttle missions. Overall I am disappointed in the space program.
I liked the movie. I must admit part of that liking has to do with doing something the evangelicals don't want me to do. I thought the screenplay did a good job of sticking to the book. I also thought that the romance angle was a distraction in the book, so having Tom and Audrey not have chemistry and having them not show the brief kiss a the end was okay with me.
While I am not an extreme conspiracy buff I also don't completely trust what we're being fed by those in
"authority."
posted by
AlienInsomniac
on May 21, 2006 at 11:27 PM
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posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 21, 2006 at 10:05 PM
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posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on May 21, 2006 at 9:57 PM
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Because you have a very dirty mind, Corbin.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 21, 2006 at 9:52 PM
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Verrrrrrrrry interesting.......
Why do I keep thinking of the movie title...."Pale Rider"???
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on May 21, 2006 at 9:48 PM
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I suppose it is probably rather rare, Passion.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 21, 2006 at 9:03 PM
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You're welcome, Ben.
You're certainly up late, btw. Had I known, I would have answered one of your puzzles.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 21, 2006 at 9:02 PM
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Oh no! (I can hear the men saying!)
That's not nearly enough information, Madem...Do go on! LOL!
I can honestly say I've never had this fantasy.
posted by
Passionflower
on May 21, 2006 at 8:54 PM
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Good review. Thanks for saving me from watching this.
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on May 21, 2006 at 8:54 PM
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