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No, I've never tried "Glister"...

in fact, hadn't even heard of it ('til you mentioned it).

As far as your other point, my life isn't governed by my religion.

posted by Mademoiselle on February 19, 2006 at 12:28 AM | link to this | reply

Bonjour Madame PO,
44 comments! my, my! it seems that by reading comments I've bumped into the blog of another commenters' Bermuda Triangle. Congratulations! Yet, being jealous of your friends' success is what your Wiccan religion teaches you?  No offense, just that it seems contradictory to me. Returning to subject of the post, have you ever tried "glister" which contains a different mixture of fluorides?. You come from where it originates (American Way), you should know better if it is true or just crap, but here, in my country, passes as "the bestest" tooth paste with seven more effects beside the whitening.

posted by ex_simsimswife on February 18, 2006 at 12:23 AM | link to this | reply

I try not to, ella scopilo.

posted by Mademoiselle on February 11, 2006 at 8:53 PM | link to this | reply

That's what I say, Straightforward!

posted by Mademoiselle on February 11, 2006 at 8:52 PM | link to this | reply

I agree, B...
although, strictly adhering to every single warning/precaution could lead to total social paralysis.

posted by Mademoiselle on February 11, 2006 at 8:52 PM | link to this | reply

I'll take that into consideration, Captain...
you certainly do leave "thought provoking" comments!

posted by Mademoiselle on February 11, 2006 at 8:47 PM | link to this | reply

Labels indeed!

posted by Straightforward on February 11, 2006 at 8:06 PM | link to this | reply

Just think of how much fluoride they put in your city water...
Ella

posted by ella_scopilo on February 11, 2006 at 3:12 PM | link to this | reply

Precaution is better than cure. I take heed of warnings.

(B)

posted by A-and-B on February 11, 2006 at 1:42 PM | link to this | reply

clearification
by mainstream I meant off the Republican mainstream.  Not necessarly the mainstream of society

posted by Captain_Gulliver on February 11, 2006 at 11:05 AM | link to this | reply

Fox Mulder, meet Ralph Nader

The problem is that no one is willing to come out and say, "Hey, I believe in Big Foot, and I have a picture to prove it!" It's kinda hard to have a debate on the paranormal when everyone totes the "Party Line" of popular culture.

As far as having a site that resembles Ralph Nader...be careful. Nader is like your dear Aunt May who lives out in California. You like her a lot. She sends you birthday cards every year, but you never actually get out to see her for Christmas or Holidays. How about John Macaine? Maverick site, off the mainstream a bit, but still a powerhouse that is not only incredibly popular, but will be a major player in any game he chooses to play.

  

posted by Captain_Gulliver on February 11, 2006 at 11:01 AM | link to this | reply

What the hell is postum?

I thought that was used in gardening ... people actually drink it, too?

posted by Mademoiselle on February 11, 2006 at 10:12 AM | link to this | reply

My sincere hope, Blanche, is for this blog...
to become, in essence, a cross between the X-files and Ralph Nader.

posted by Mademoiselle on February 11, 2006 at 10:10 AM | link to this | reply

That's a good one, Jack...
There certainly are a lot of warning labels around.  Some scientists predict that in the future even people will be required by law to wear them (i.e. "Warning: May be unsuitable for marriage" or "Warning: bad tipper", etc).

posted by Mademoiselle on February 11, 2006 at 10:07 AM | link to this | reply

If this continues, B...
I may have to retire or something ... just to give others a chance.

posted by Mademoiselle on February 11, 2006 at 10:02 AM | link to this | reply

This reminds me of a dilemma that I have. I asked a local grocer to get
Postum, since I'm allergic to caffeine.  He got it but now I've caught him putting the price label over the expiration date -- which is "out-of-date".  That means he was nice enough to get the Postum but is now stuck with a product that even I, who asked for it, would prefer not to buy.

posted by WindTapper on February 11, 2006 at 7:53 AM | link to this | reply

Thanks for the warnings!

posted by WindTapper on February 11, 2006 at 7:44 AM | link to this | reply

MPO,
Yet more information, we're not supposed to know: the science changes every week.

posted by Blanche. on February 11, 2006 at 2:42 AM | link to this | reply

Caution: Warning Labels Have Been Proven to Cause Cardiac Problems in Rats.

In a recent study, one hundred rats, tested individually and in groups of six, had cardiac inactivity caused by depositing less than two cases of warning labels upon their thoracic area.

posted by Jack_Flash on February 11, 2006 at 2:28 AM | link to this | reply

Warning labels are good!

Congrats! 6 clicks are here. The balance will be in your other blog. Thanks for playing.

(B)

posted by A-and-B on February 11, 2006 at 2:19 AM | link to this | reply

There's a town around here...
where the houses are situated next to those huge power station "thingys" ... and,  thus, the children tend to be born with all sorts of birth defects.

posted by Mademoiselle on February 10, 2006 at 10:08 PM | link to this | reply

yeah, they feared for the brain developement of their kids...but
I grew up with fluoridated (f louridated on most road signs) and turned out okay...I think

posted by FreeManWalking on February 10, 2006 at 9:56 PM | link to this | reply

From those who opposed it, I assume?

And, hope.

posted by Mademoiselle on February 10, 2006 at 9:54 PM | link to this | reply

MPO...we had big problems with death threats when they voted to
fluoridate (or not) BELLINGHAM, WA's water supply.

posted by FreeManWalking on February 10, 2006 at 9:47 PM | link to this | reply

Yeah, FLIGHTPATH, I think that's wise...
Because, even though it's not going to kill an adult ... you would assume the accumulation over the years (from swallowing trace amounts while brushing) can't be too good for you.

posted by Mademoiselle on February 10, 2006 at 8:34 PM | link to this | reply

Good info! I use a toothpaste with no flouride It's made with Tea Tree Oil
which has antiseptic, but no harmful qualities.

posted by reasons on February 10, 2006 at 8:19 PM | link to this | reply

Sometimes knowledge can be a scary thing, A.
I generally use the kind with Peroxide, however, having said that ... I wouldn't recommend people automatically throwing all their "Crest" in the trash, though.

posted by Mademoiselle on February 10, 2006 at 8:12 PM | link to this | reply

You're welcome, nanaroo.

posted by Mademoiselle on February 10, 2006 at 8:08 PM | link to this | reply

I'm sure that's not true, johnmcnab

posted by Mademoiselle on February 10, 2006 at 8:08 PM | link to this | reply

Two biggest examples of Apu's "price gouging":

1. Little boy asks, "Sir, how much is the penny candy?"

Apu answers, "Surprisingly expensive."

 

2.  Marge asks the price of a bottle of aspirin.

Apu answers, "$24.99."

Marge is shocked, "$24.99!!!"

Apu says, "Yes.  I lowered the price because an escaped mental patient tampered with the bottle."

posted by Mademoiselle on February 10, 2006 at 8:07 PM | link to this | reply

M.P.O.
Goodness gracious M.P.O!  That bottle was even older than I am.  I wonder if I've passed my shelf life?

posted by johnmacnab on February 10, 2006 at 5:39 PM | link to this | reply

M.P.O.
thanks, wow!

posted by Nanaroo on February 10, 2006 at 3:42 PM | link to this | reply

this reminds me of the episode of the simpsons where Apu blacks out the 'sell by' date.

posted by _the_staggering_genius_ on February 10, 2006 at 3:41 PM | link to this | reply

I'm going to check the contents of my tooth paste soon. This has been the most useful fact I've read in a long time.

(A)

posted by A-and-B on February 10, 2006 at 3:03 PM | link to this | reply

Thank you for your kind words. However, my creative writing...

may have been a tad too creative, in this instance.  By "overgrown children" I meant primarily adults ... you see, Slip N Slides have a strict height /weight limit which (generally speaking) would only safely cover "children".  However, having said that, I suppose a really enormous "Baby Huey"-ish child should steer clear, as well.

Sorry for any confusion.

posted by Mademoiselle on February 10, 2006 at 1:04 PM | link to this | reply

Wow
I am amazed at everything you wrote. I can't believe that many children would break their necks. By the way, thanks for your input on the poem. Very informative post. Great writing.

posted by KrystalDMonroe on February 10, 2006 at 12:50 PM | link to this | reply

Staggering Genius, I'm just surprised it wasn't found ...
on the shelves of a "7-11".

posted by Mademoiselle on February 10, 2006 at 12:15 PM | link to this | reply

AC A, I aways enjoyed the warning you occasionally find on knives...

"Warning: do not attempt to catch falling knives"

If you need to be told that ... you deserve to die.

posted by Mademoiselle on February 10, 2006 at 12:13 PM | link to this | reply

YAY ~ TGIF!
I always like the good old alcohol warning label, "Drink Responsibly".  Easier said than done I guess...

posted by AC_Allyn on February 10, 2006 at 11:52 AM | link to this | reply

why does it not suprise me that the most out of date item was VA?

posted by _the_staggering_genius_ on February 10, 2006 at 11:01 AM | link to this | reply

Frankly, I'm not surprised. We're a culture that has to put a HOT! warning on a cup of coffee, for Pete's sake. The world would truly be a dull place if there were no fools.

posted by Talion on February 10, 2006 at 9:20 AM | link to this | reply

For real, Talion...
one time (on "Dateline" or something), I saw video of a guy (who must have weighed at least "3 bills") killing himself on one of those "death traps".

posted by Mademoiselle on February 10, 2006 at 9:09 AM | link to this | reply

I used to do that, too, Captain!
My mother actually warned me against it, but I just assumed she was lying (hoping my bad breath would socially cripple me).

posted by Mademoiselle on February 10, 2006 at 9:07 AM | link to this | reply

What is an adult doing on a slip-n-slide anyway? Maybe the expiration date on their medication passed.

posted by Talion on February 10, 2006 at 9:03 AM | link to this | reply

poisonious breath mint

And to think, when I was in Jr. High, I thought swallowing toothpaste would help cure bad breath.  Looking back on it, a daily poisoning of myself before 1st hour for almost 3 years could explain a lot about my current state of mind.

posted by Captain_Gulliver on February 10, 2006 at 8:58 AM | link to this | reply

Oh and, btw...
TGIF!!!!

posted by Mademoiselle on February 10, 2006 at 8:27 AM | link to this | reply