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I Noticed That...
...when I ate Tex-Mex food while visiting my uncle in Lubbock, both my gas and my feces took on a very faint skunk odor (like the smell of a skunk in the distance so that its aroma just kinda gives a hint of itself on the air).
But I can't remember having this smell at any other time (not even with Tex-Mex food that Aunt Marce (an authentic Tex-Mex) cooked up--just with the Tex-Mex food in Lubbock.
Toots!
AJ 
posted by
Ainsley_Jo_Phillips
on August 3, 2005 at 4:54 PM
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you find the notary
and certainly will commit perjury
posted by
Xeno-x
on August 3, 2005 at 6:09 AM
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Oh . . . . .
And, Xeno-x, that statement should be made under oath!
posted by
archiew
on August 2, 2005 at 12:31 PM
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Not your farts, Xeno-x?
Could you post a notarized statement to that effect?
posted by
archiew
on August 2, 2005 at 12:31 PM
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the unicorn problem
that's why I'm worried
If i want to survive, it seems, I've got to smell bad somewhere.
Since it's not my farts.
maybe not take a bath for a couple of months.
posted by
Xeno-x
on August 2, 2005 at 12:12 PM
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Vane . . .
Sad but true.
posted by
archiew
on August 2, 2005 at 2:18 AM
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so that's why unicorns are extinct?
they're farts just smelled to good?
they were irresistible?
that's incredibly sad and a little disturbing.
posted by
Vanidad
on August 1, 2005 at 8:29 PM
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well maybe my farts don't
but some people do have a problem sometimes with my breath
maybe that's it.
could be the peanut butter
could be the blue cheese salad dressing
could be the Red White and Blue beer -- sometimes it's a step up and it's Pabst Blue Ribbon.
used to be cigars on occasion.
think that's the reason I've survived for so long?
and maybe I can teach Kooka the secrets of bad breath and he can pass that along to his boys so that we can assure the survival of the species.
posted by
Xeno-x
on July 31, 2005 at 11:38 AM
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No, not unless you have not
developed other means of protection during the period your farts ("You" and "your" refer to those in your past evolutionary path.) were not so sweet!
posted by
archiew
on July 31, 2005 at 11:29 AM
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might that mean
that I am an endangered species
and I think Kooka, having my genes, might have too sweet an disposition himself to survive.
posted by
Xeno-x
on July 31, 2005 at 11:11 AM
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