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Exactamente, Ainsley_Jo_Phillips
posted by
archiew
on July 18, 2005 at 8:48 PM
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Sulphur!
And I suppose this is why sulphur is one of the ingredients that is rumored to make up the state of hell--everlasting SBDs!!!
Cheers!
AJ 
posted by
Ainsley_Jo_Phillips
on July 18, 2005 at 8:11 PM
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Thanks, behindamask !
Be here when you come back; enjoy!
posted by
archiew
on July 16, 2005 at 4:55 AM
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Professor Fartknocker...you inspired inclusion in a final post. I would
like to thank you for your sense of humor. I've shared it with others during break time at work...you have entertained the masses. Here is my tribute to you...please, avoid flames at all costs! I want you to still be around when I get here...farts and all! Take Care.
There was another seat at the table next to me. Lenny didn’t stick around for long. Some guy named Professor Fartknocker appeared, followed by a cloud that smelled of sulfur and rotten eggs.
“My dear,” he said, “what are your thoughts on the Evolutionary Theory of farts?”
But before I could answer, the candle burning on the table caught up with the cloud that hung behind Professor Fartknocker and “BANG” Professor Fartnocker became dust in the wind.
Well, the bang woke me from my dream. It was a brand new day. It was time to put the characters behind me, take off my beauty mask, and get to the playing field; so many pictures to take, so many moments to capture on film and in print, so many little kid spirits to revisit and enjoy.
posted by
behindamask
on July 16, 2005 at 4:39 AM
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