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Chris, you could avoid all
this by quiting driving. Go cold turkey. You will have tons more available cash, you will live a longer, healthier life - guaranteed.
posted by
Cynthia
on June 21, 2005 at 4:51 PM
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Oh, you just struck a bone with this one.
Let me start off by saying that I am a very experienced, and well rounded driver. I have driven from California, to NY, (and back) down to New Orleans, and all the way up to Alaska through BC, and the Might Yukon Territory. I have bouted with LA Drivers, Vegas Drivers, NY Drivers (ROGUE DRIVING at its FINEST), Houston Drivers (much like LA), and the notorious Oregonian, world reknown for driving Under the fAcking Speedlimit.
Now, being overseas for 3 1/2 Years, I've had the daunting mission of learning how to drive on the WRONG SIDE of the ROAD, and SHIFTING with my LEFT HAND! WTF! Its all good though, and more good experience.
However, in all that driving, I've seen some pretty crazy things, and some stupid, well a lot of stupid, and ignorant driving. BUT, nothing pisses me the f**k off more then the motherf**king, f**king a$$hole whoe f**king tailgates! I believe the Arsehole face under your road rules. Nor, have I seen MORE of it ANYWHERE, but here in Australia! They just love to ride your f**kin a$$ man! And for WTF? They are not getting anywhere faster, but to stop at the light before you do, thats if they manage to slow down quick enough after slammin on my f**kin breaks to deter the motherf**ker. I don't give a f**k about these stupid, a$$hole, mutherf**king drivers. I see them do it to ther drivers on the road ALL OVER THE PLACE! It just makes my blod boil even more. If I had a gun, I would shoot they're f**King car, and take their Holden Driven A$$ right down to the Hood, and beat the living, f**king sh!t outta them. Why do they do it? I don't know, and I am not moving outta the way for them. Thats the oher thing. The f**kin a$$holes, who ride A$$ for a living, 95 percent of them are Holden Drivers. I look everytime to see what they are driving, and yeah, its a Holden. I f**kin hate them man. They even tailgate, when there is an open lane, and they can easily go around. It must be information overload for their minute brains to figure that part out, too much of a challenge. Its hard enough to drive in a straightline, with their foot on the gas.
So please, don't tailgate, please.
posted by
Hammock_Noweilz
on June 18, 2005 at 8:22 PM
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I like the ones that fly by me on the right to get in front of me,
and then proceed to go slower than I was by a minimum of 5 miles.
This is usally at a merge. I don't know what it is about "right lane ends" that puts the lead in so many peoples' feet... just f*cking merge!
posted by
PoeticHoneyDew
on June 17, 2005 at 10:59 PM
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LOL!
The flip-side of Limey's list o' British words.
posted by
Transcendental_Child
on June 17, 2005 at 9:15 PM
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Chrissy,
I do have one to add to the list. It's the
Ingroramous. He/She is the one who fails to signal before a turn, therefore denying the "car in waiting" the chance to turn or drive around them. Or, they are the ones to signal AS THEY FINALLY TURN!
God, I hate people.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 17, 2005 at 12:29 AM
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I needed a Laugh
OMG--you are my first blog read and you are absolutely funny. I have met (and probably been) all of those drivers at one time or another.
posted by
prismgate
on June 16, 2005 at 10:28 PM
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I needed a Laugh
OMG--you are my first blog read and you are absolutely funny. I have meant (and probably been) all of those drivers at one time or another.
posted by
prismgate
on June 16, 2005 at 10:25 PM
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hey don't you have the ones who
can't drive a constant speed in a no-passing zone? We have ones who slow down and speed up and slow down (usually every time there is a curve or a street.) But if you get to a spot where you could pass, they speed up as fast as necessary so you can't do it without peril. If this qualifies, I leave the naming up to you as you seem to have the knack of it....
posted by
FactorFiction
on June 16, 2005 at 6:24 AM
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Chris
IMHO~~I think I am a tit, although I run into quite a few dickheads..
posted by
Offy
on June 15, 2005 at 4:55 PM
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Mark, hahahahahaha, disgusting!
posted by
Ariala
on June 15, 2005 at 1:34 PM
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I'm not sure if this is MORE annoying....
....but it's terribly gauche. Or French. Wait...that IS French. Now I'm soiled.
Anyway, who screws a car up the tailpipe without wearing heels?
posted by
mark2556
on June 15, 2005 at 1:32 PM
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LOL, Chris, a great list for sure...by the way, what happened at the end of
number 3?
posted by
Ariala
on June 15, 2005 at 1:16 PM
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