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JJ_Wilde
I'm telling ya...it's getting a little weird around here... You do have the map to the emergency secret exit portal don't you?  We're gonna need it...AAAAAAAHHH!!!

posted by mysteria on May 9, 2005 at 8:52 PM | link to this | reply

mysteria,
Thank you very much.  I am so glad that we have a well-qualified appliance advisor on board.  I will certainly come to you when another problem arises.  The clothes dryer seems to be cooking up something, and it could mean trouble.  It's size makes me a little nervous.   JJ

posted by Jack_Flash on May 9, 2005 at 1:58 AM | link to this | reply

JJ_Wilde
Oh no! William and Mary won't do...That toaster insists on going to Harvard.

posted by mysteria on May 8, 2005 at 5:58 PM | link to this | reply

food4thought
ooh yes...I started it...But now it seems that the ice shaver is in cahoots.

posted by mysteria on May 8, 2005 at 5:56 PM | link to this | reply

mysteria,

I said something along the same line to my toaster.  It became angry and overcooked the toast.  When I jammed a fork down its throat to take the toast away, it began spitting sparks.  I ripped the cord out of the wall, took it to the back yard, and hosed it down until it hid nothing inside.  I threw it into the grapefruit tree, and left it there for the rest of the day.  It has been a very well-mannered toaster ever since.  It's yawning maws now smile at me.   JJ

posted by Jack_Flash on May 8, 2005 at 5:03 AM | link to this | reply

Was it the...
Good toaster or the evil toaster?  Oh yeah, it is a fiend, well a fiend in need is a fiend indeed.  Remember, you started it. ~snicker~

posted by food4thought on May 7, 2005 at 8:56 PM | link to this | reply

Hammock_Noweilz Oh man this sh*t is too funny I tell ya right now

I'll testify...

posted by mysteria on May 7, 2005 at 7:39 PM | link to this | reply

Truth
lols, so true.

posted by Hammock_Noweilz on May 7, 2005 at 7:24 PM | link to this | reply

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