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What's bad is that adults type things like this
Chris, do we have permission to take them out as well?  Please.

posted by SuccessWarrior on May 11, 2005 at 12:26 PM | link to this | reply

You pupuli inna katonk!
Haolies!

posted by majroj on May 1, 2005 at 8:59 PM | link to this | reply

eh no try 4 talk 2 me 'bout da english lang.  cuz dat lang stay goin' strong.  eye no eye neva make nuttin mistakes wen eye try 4 talk em!

posted by Jemmie211 on May 1, 2005 at 12:18 AM | link to this | reply

It's been said that cell phones will cause Darwinian advancement of people

with double-jointed thumbs.

By the way, I'm not using internet trash doublespeak, I just can't keyboird worth a kryp.

posted by majroj on April 30, 2005 at 12:03 PM | link to this | reply

U gyz always spelt 'colours' wrong and it didn't destroy the language
what makes you think text messaging will?  btw, it's spelt, 'c-o-l-o-r-s.'

posted by itisdone on April 30, 2005 at 7:18 AM | link to this | reply

I don't know ~
My cell phone just secreted a salty, viscous discharge.  Please call again.  Harder.

posted by mark2556 on April 30, 2005 at 6:58 AM | link to this | reply

Chris, the vacuum cleaner is in the living room.

posted by Ariala on April 30, 2005 at 6:57 AM | link to this | reply

She's built like me...seriously

posted by Ariala on April 30, 2005 at 6:56 AM | link to this | reply

Ariala, you take over for a minute...there's something in the bathroom I

have to look at...

posted by chris2303 on April 30, 2005 at 6:55 AM | link to this | reply

mark: Er, will this do instead?

posted by chris2303 on April 30, 2005 at 6:54 AM | link to this | reply

LMAO!! ROFLMFAO!! HCHPT!!! * erp *
I didn't understand a word of this. Please condense it to 6 letters and an annoying symbol, and send it to the cell phone I don't have.  Ta muy mucho.

posted by mark2556 on April 30, 2005 at 6:52 AM | link to this | reply

Well good, because I want to punch someone smaller than me in the face.

posted by chris2303 on April 30, 2005 at 6:52 AM | link to this | reply

You know, this is truly the only solution.

posted by Ariala on April 30, 2005 at 6:47 AM | link to this | reply