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My First Impression
When I read your title, I immediately pictured a large ... incredibly huge, actually ... man with no opinion. Then I re-read the title and saw that Mass was just an abbreviation. Whew!
I really liked the piece. Gave me a good chuckle at 4am!
posted by
Jemmie211
on May 2, 2003 at 7:07 AM
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RE: Condense this a bit ~
Thanks for your compliment ~ Most of these 'articles' appear in either Garlic News, Smooth Operator or Glossy News - or they will, at least. Sometimes they are edited slightly, and usually the editing improves them a bit. And, sometimes they are edited to the horror that we all know as "unrecognizable". I like to have at least one place where they can be read as originally written.
The 'Man With No Opinion' was sent to Glossy News, and I'm going to send them a condensed version (it definately took on a mini-life of it's own).
Thanks again!
posted by
mark2556
on May 1, 2003 at 6:49 AM
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Condense this a bit...
And you've got a pretty good submission for The Onion.
Unfortunately, The Onion doesn't take submissions. Thanks for the laugh, though.
posted by
workinprogress
on April 30, 2003 at 8:09 PM
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