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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Other Uses For Forward Slash

With all due respect to Chilitree and others who use /// for effect in their blogs, there are other uses for this versatile key. I have, at times, chosen to use it along with other keys for special effect purposes, as I do letters For example..how lllllooooonnnnngggggg is this post going to be... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

HOW NOT TO KILL A HORNET ( A TRUE STORY)

A few years back, I came home one spring night to find what appeared to be a dead hornet inside my condo next to the patio door. I wondered how it got inside to begin with. After visually inspecting it for a while ( about ten minutes), I decided it had to be dead. I hate bugs. Especially hornets. If... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Counting Calories

There are two basic ways to lose weight, diet and exercise. On the diet side of the books, trying to limit yourself to 1000 to 1500 calories per day works..but you need to be exercising as well. Just in case you go over that sacred number of calories from time to time.... Here are things that might... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

More Greetings You Will Never Hear On Voice Mail

Hello. I can't take your call right now because I am at memory improvement class. Leave a message, and I will get back to you if I didn't forget how to get home, and I remember to check my messages. Now, why was I talking into this machine?? You have reached the Office of the United States Treasury.... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

FUNNY CAPTIONS

IF WE DON'T WIN, WE ARE BOTH GETTING LAID OFF!! WATER ISN'T THE SAME WITHOUT MY RUBBER DUCKY Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

TELEVISIONS CHOICES

Not to date myself, but when I was growing up, I remember when there were just three channels, NBC,ABC, and CBS. To make it worse, we had to actually go to the television to change the channel. Children growing up now must think the TV is some kind of religious sacrament that no one is allowed to... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Things You Would Like To See In The Supermarket

President Obama handing out food stamps to the poor deprived bank executives who now have to get by on a mere $500,000/yr. Some of those executives using their food stamps to buy Peanut Butter they forgot to take take off the shelves during the recall..oops Pete Rose's picture on a box of Wheaties... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

TIRED OF WAITING ON HOLD FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE PEOPLE???

Want to finally get even?? Set aside about 20 minutes for this. It may be worth it just for a laugh. Call the company whose customer service is the most annoying to you. It could be a utility, or your internet service provider, or a credit card company, it makes no difference. Once they finally get... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

THE TIGHTENING CREDIT MARKET

The United Arab Emirates have denied a VISA to Israeli tennis player Shahar Peer thus denying her the right to become the first Israeli to participate in a professional sport in the UAE. To make matters worse, she was also denied a Master Card and an American Express. Damn world economy. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Greetings you will never hear on voice mail

Hi..you have reached the President of the Procrastinators Club. I can't decide whether or not to pick up the phone, but I am sure if I do pick it up, you will have hung up by then..well, maybe you will not have..on second thought... You have reached the schizophrenia ward...we don't know which one... Sign in to see full entry.

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