What Happened When The CityBoy Moved to TheCountry: What Happens When A Monster Loses His Diet Pills

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Friday, January 12, 2007

What Happens When A Monster Loses His Diet Pills

"I told you, I don't want to buy an medications from you! Don't call my house again!" The Monster barked into the telephone. He was quiet for a moment as he listened to what the unyielding pharmaceutical telemarketer said. Then, he barked again. "Listen, I just got back from picking up some big... Sign in to see full entry.

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