What Happened When The CityBoy Moved to TheCountry: The Sex Vaseline Jar

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Friday, October 7, 2005

The Sex Vaseline Jar

"There's a jar of vaseline on the nightstand," The Monster said. I shot him a look that said exactly 36 words: We will not be using vaseline from our SEX VASELINE JAR to lubricate the rectal thermometer for Sierra! I can't believe you were stupid enough even to suggest such a thing! Realizing his... Sign in to see full entry.

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