213 things you cant do in the army ~ 81-100 ~
81. May not bring a drag queen to the battalion formal dance. 82. May not form any press gangs. 83. Must not start any SITREP (Situation Report) with "I recently had an experience I just had to write you about...." 84. Must not use military vehicles to "Squish" things. 85. Not allowed to make any... Sign in to see full entry.