213 things you can't do in the army 21-30
21. Must attempt to not antagonize SAS. 22. Must never call an SAS a "Wanker". 23. Must never ask anyone who outranks me if they've been smoking crack. 24. Must not tell any officer that I am smarter than they are, especially if it's true. 25. Never confuse a Dutch soldier for a French one. 26.... Sign in to see full entry.