Obviously HE Didn't Pick The Brightest Crayon
God's plan is to kidnap the CEO of Ford. Seriuosly. According to onionnews.com, Jim Gurshner has been given the mission to kidap the CEO, and believes it's best not to question the Lord. The Lord has also told him to dig a ditch around his house and fill it with charcoal briquettes (arson anyone??)... Sign in to see full entry.