Monday, April 18, 2005
I WILL BE YOUR EYES TO SEE...
A man in his 80's loved to play golf, but could no longer see the path of the ball he hit. He was talking to a friend one day, and his friend volunteered to be his eyes. They went out together to play golf, and the man who could not see hit his ball off the first tee. He said to his friend, "Did you...
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I WILL CALL BEFORE I COME
and rob your house. Did you hear Paul Harvey this morning? He told about a burgular who's M.O. was to call the home before he robbed it. When he called, if no one answered, then he would beak into that home. When he was finally caught, the detectives asked him, why did you rob your mother's home....
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