Oh doctor; it hurts when I do this...
Hello, my name is Strat and I’m a hypochondriac. I can’t help it; if there’s some dread disease out there, I’ve probably had it. At least, I’ve stayed up nights convinced beyond the shadow of a doubt that I had it. Never mind that I refuse to see the doctor about it. I mean, why should I? She’s only... Sign in to see full entry.