"This thing working? can hear you breathing out there..."
Strat's awful musician joke of the day: A doctor asks his patient, "so what's the matter with you today?" The guy says," No matter how hard I try, I'm just constipated. Can't do anything!" Doctor prescribes a heavy duty laxative and tells the guy to come back n a couple of days. Two days later, same... Sign in to see full entry.