Animal Instincts & Pearls of Wisdom

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A 91-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.” The next day the 91-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as... Sign in to see full entry.

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For the last five years or so, the campus of Colombia’s Diversified Technical Education Institute of Monterrey Casanare has been home to a sweet black dog named Negro who insists on paying for his own treats. The institute forged an agreement where they would provide Negro with food, water,... Sign in to see full entry.

In 1962 Englishman Brandon Grimshaw bought the small and uninhabited Moyenne island in Seychelles for 8,000 pounds. He moved to the island that sits nestled in the Indian Ocean when he was in his forties after quitting his job as a newspaper editor to start a new uninhibited life. At that time, no... Sign in to see full entry.

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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is... Sign in to see full entry.

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