Animal Instincts & Pearls of Wisdom

Hell freezing over has been a hot topic of conversation for the past few decades. For those who believe in the "Big Freeze" this consist's of the theory of the catastrophic final state that our universe is heading toward due to the universe possessing a limited supply of energy. According to this... Sign in to see full entry.

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A speech teacher is explaining stuttering and other speech impediments to her 4th grade students. She informs the class that, "human beings are the only animals that stutter." One little girl raises her hand and says, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these... Sign in to see full entry.

No farting in the car, travel happy... The popular phrase "America's love affair with the automobile" came along in a TV show called "Merrily We Roll Along" as part of the DuPont Series of the Week in 1961. This was a time when DuPont owned a large percent of stock in General Motors. "Groucho" Marx... Sign in to see full entry.

Spanking doesn’t make children avoid problem behaviors...it makes them want to avoid another spanking... When I was enrolled in junior high school during the late 70s in Oregon, the principal appeared to enjoy handing out corporal punishment via the hack...almost daily you could hear the crack of... Sign in to see full entry.

High paying jobs for creative's who enjoy and love the art of writing do exist, but a few of them are tedious and boring at best. We all dream of writing that one novel that makes the New York's best selling book list, but for the majority of the human race, that is merely a dream. The majority of... Sign in to see full entry.

A t what price will our country pay for this act of war? The New Yorker reported that "on orders from President Trump, the United States killed Major General Qassem Suleimani, the leader of Iran’s élite Quds Force and the mastermind of its military operations across the Middle East, in an overnight... Sign in to see full entry.