Be Careful Of What You Ask The Hard Of Hearing Genie In the Bag For...
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar, but he didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. "I sure do," he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter. "Wow!" said his friend, "where did you get that monster." "I got it from my... Sign in to see full entry.