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It was getting crowded in Heaven one day, so Saint Peter decided for one day to only accept people who could make him laugh. A man came walking up to the pearly gates and Saint Peter said to him: “Alright bud, you’re only getting in today if you can make me laugh, so why don’t you tell me about how... Sign in to see full entry.

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I bought a dog from a blacksmith yesterday. Got him home and the first thing he did was make a bolt for the door. Sign in to see full entry.

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What’s the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause... Sign in to see full entry.

Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years…The dry erase board might be the most remarkable one. Sign in to see full entry.

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