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Thursday, July 20, 2006If Satan is evil because he wanted to take away our freedom...My precious lambs, I gave my brain and soul a break from religious thought for the last few days. I was incredibly lazy on my weekend and while a part of me regrets it, part of me quite enjoyed it. As I was cutting up an apple today for my son and I to eat, I had a thought. I don't think that apple... Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, July 16, 2006Let this blogger be an example to you all if you don't want to go to hellMy lambs, I pondered and preyed about what today's sermon would be about. I promised hellfire and damnation and, well quite frankly, I'm not very good at condemning people. I know, what the hell kind of Preacher can't ban people to the bottom of the firey abyss? But Ra, Zeus, Loki, and all the... Sign in to see full entry.Saturday, July 15, 2006I have seen a another miracleYes my lambs, Your Preacher has seen another miracle. He sees them often. It seems that god has taken pity on this poor Preacher and is removing the curse. His forviveness is a wonder and a joy. I am feeling much better today and perhaps by tomorrow, all traces of illness will be gone. The good news... Sign in to see full entry.Thursday, July 13, 2006God is punishing the Preacher for his blasphemyYes my lambs, It's true. God is striking down on your humble Preacher. He has taken it upon himself to inflict me with a curse. It started last night and hasn't let up yet. Is it just a coincidence that this has happened the day that I write that the Christian faith will change over the next few... Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, July 12, 2006And what will happen to us each year that Jesus does not return?My dear precious lambs, I think that people will generally fall into 4 groups over the following years. There have been several predicted dates when Jesus will return to the earth. Most of them have come and gone. For some religions, Jesus has returned on the appropriate day. He was reincarnated and... Sign in to see full entry.Tuesday, July 11, 2006I suppose that the bad news for many is that Jesus won't be coming backMy precious lambs, That's the inconvenient truth about aliens being the god of our world. Jesus was a human, at least from the depictions of him. I have yet to see him portrayed as a gray humanoid with a large bald head and bulbous eyes. Too bad too because I think he would have been able to help... Sign in to see full entry.Monday, July 10, 2006Everyone knows what aliens look likeThe artist renditions from around the world are all so similar and the bald guy with the big head and big eyes has become the universal symbol for an alien. This could be what god looks like. Man was created in his image but maybe it's just kind of a vague likeness. Head, two arms, two legs. God is... Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, July 9, 2006If god is an alien from another planet, then there could be several godsMy lambs, It holds that if we consider an alien to be a god, then all the other people on his planet must be gods too. Do you think they divide up planets and just assign one person to each planet or do they run it by committee? Or is our planet unique and the god over our planet is a scientist from... Sign in to see full entry.Saturday, July 8, 2006If god isn't under your bed, maybe he's in a spaceshipMy dear sweet lambs, I find myself wondering things. Lots of things. My wife will see a thoughtful look on my face and do the womanly thing and ask, "What are you thinking?" My answers no longer take her by surprise. Today, I find myself wondering why people have decided that heaven is somewhere up.... Sign in to see full entry.Friday, July 7, 2006Bloggers, is god hiding under your bed?My lambs, For me, the most disturbing aspect of the Noah story is how harsh the god of the bible is. I just can't imagine my son doing anything so bad that I would drown him. Where is the love in that? Where is the opportunity for him to make amends? Where is the opportunity for him to become a... Sign in to see full entry. |