He's Dead - Why Are You Giving Him Mouth to Mouth?
I came to work as usual many years ago as the night manager of a popular Pittsburgh sandwich chain only to be greeted at the door by a hysterical bartender. She screamed "Kathy, Kathy, one of my customers has been in the bathroom for 15 minutes!!". Okay - I'm thinking who gives a shit and why are... Sign in to see full entry.