War has been declared by Ell, and I refuse to ask her anymore questions.
Well what would you do, if you were me? First, because I am writing an article about US pioneers and I can’t be bothered looking it up, I ask Ell, “Who were Lewis and Clark?” She didn’t even take her eyes off her gardening catalogue and my credit card as she answered. “Superman and his girlfriend.”... Sign in to see full entry.