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Thursday, January 17, 2008

Pippy Longstocking

Freckles are cute. Whoever doesn't have them thinks so. On the planet I grow up, we have long winter and after it ends and a first sunshine shows, my face used to got just covered with freckles. I hated them. There was this postman coming regularly to our neighborhood. After a while he started... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Finding Out What Private Ownership Is

I grow up in socialist country, where everything was people's property. At the second grade of primary school, I received my first portion of brainwashing. It was lesson of how The Revolution made our life better and how now everything is people's and how before all was somebody's. Teacher tried,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Tennis and Pepper Spray

I love tennis. I am not an expert on the game itself, but I just enjoy it as a sport event. Players behave nice to each other and audience is polite, civilized or charming, depends of the country. So, there was this match today on Australia Open tourney between Chile's Fernando Gonzales and Greek... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 14, 2008

New7Wonders of the World

Did You know there is a voting for new 7 wonders of the world, ongoing? It's free voting, attractive geographically, and maybe gives a some chance to small countries to arise their tourist income. And it's one proof more, how beautiful this planet is. Never miss a chance to remind yourself that we... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, January 13, 2008

Completly Wrong Subject For Sunday

When I wright, I got my irritations from everywhere. It could be something I've read, saw or heard. Or just a thought. Today, don't know how I just occupied myself with suicide subject. Not on personal way, aliens love life, but just like a phenomenon. And I did my little research. Almost a million... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, January 12, 2008

Prince, Plums And House Cleaning

Saturday is house cleaning day. And I don't like that work at all. I was never tidy enough, according to my grandmother. And as she saw that nothing is changing with me growing up, she took an action. She told me this story. Once upon a time there was young prince in age to get married. His father... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 11, 2008

How Did We Come To This Point?

When I was young, all the parents wanted their kids get in sports for one main reason: sports will keep them healthy and away from cigarettes, buzz and drugs. Somehow we came to this point, when you see the medal winers and top athletes charged of drug usage. Marion Jones is just last, most recent... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 10, 2008

A Kind Reqvest

I have one kind request to publish today. Will somebody, anybody at all, inform that Spears girls that birth control exists. You know, the methods, that let you have ( and I say "have", not "enjoy", because I don't think you enjoy sex at 16) a sex without going throughout a nightmare of unwanted... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Alien's Favorite Tale

In my alien's childhood I've been told many stories by my grandmother. This one is my favorite. Once upon a time, in one kingdom lived king Troian. that royalties are not perfect, we know. But, Troian had one really unpleasant imperfection. He had a goat's ears. Whenever he called for a barber to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Hillary and Obama - Alien's study

So, it looks that he is the one people like more. Are you surprised? Well, it does not surprise me at all. When people come to the point to pick whom they will vote, decision is never made, because they've read, understood and trusted, programs and preelection promises. It's always because, they... Sign in to see full entry.

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An alien observes the world. Working under cover, she (because it's female alien) has regular day job. English is not her native language(how could it be, she is an alien), but she manages. This column is search result of her observation

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