Things you should not say....
Things You Should Not Say To A Security Guard When Caught Stealing Coins From A Mall Fountain 1. "Isn't there a robbery at the Orange Julius you should be investigating?" 2. I'm searching for a hard to find 1998 nickel." 3. "DUH!! The Gap is having a sale!" 4. "Did you know that it now costs 35... Sign in to see full entry.