The Confessions of a Drunken Dane

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Saturday, September 1, 2007

The Google Prophecy: Countdown to the final round of salsa

So, after a quiet period of time I decided that I couldn’t stay away any longer and had to make some sort of a ridiculous post. Hence, the BS you’re reading right now. Recently, just a few days ago actually, I found this interesting webpage, Google Watch. I read some of their articles, clicked... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

The Bourne Mentality: Completely off topic

This is not a funny post about how Jason Bourne aka David Webb aka See-Me-No-More aka The-Motherf***ing-Doctor should take a vacation somewhere up North and settle down, running a grocery store. That didn't even come out funny. How horrible... No, I just want for the first time in my life(!) to use... Sign in to see full entry.

Escape routines.

Feel like having a little refreshing change in your life? Try some of the suggestions below. Whenever someone asks you to do something for them, ask if they want french fries with it. Put coffein-free coffee in the coffeemachine in the office for three weeks. Change to espresso when everybody has... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 17, 2007

O M G

Oh no, I just wrote something. WTF have I done????? Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Crazy rambling

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princesse named Laura. She fell in love with a peasant and had to leave the kingdom, banned from her homeland forever. _____________________________________ The morale of this story? Size matters. You know, it really pays off to write under the influence of... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

What is the Blogit..?

Once upon a time there was this guy who just couldn't get his writing done. So he shot himself. ____________________ The moral of this story? Don't use Notepad. I now see how joining Blogit was a very bad decision. For reasons not known to science I feel compelled to write in this thing every... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

WTF? ^^

I don't know how many have seen this thing before, but it's definitely worth seeing:p http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end I myself consider it being a very realistic forecast... Some might find the flick insulting, but hopefully people can see it's all just a joke. Personally, I like... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 9, 2007

So, not surprisingly, I'm quite drunk right now. And guess what we're watching? Titanic of all movies. Great choice for two drunk guys having fun. I believe it'll be another 20 minutes, and we'll both be crying. I was just about to start discussing deeply serious things like life, love, friendship... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

How blogging benefits the humanity. Sort of.

Today I, as you can obviously see, decided to give this whole blogging thing a shot. Only God knows why. I've never been a huge fan of sharing the colour of my socks, or my favourite brand of tea with the rest of the Globe, because I could hardly imagine anyone gives a damn. It seems I've been wrong... Sign in to see full entry.

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