<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rdf:RDF xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"><channel rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/BlogRss.aspx/drunken_dane"><title>The Confessions of a Drunken Dane - Blogit</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/drunken_dane/</link><description>See (or don't see, more likely) the world through the haze of martinies.
Not the hip kind of place. 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Hence, the BS you’re reading right now. Recently, just a few days ago actually, I found this interesting webpage, Google Watch. I read some of their articles, clicked...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/drunken_dane/483276"><title>The Bourne Mentality: Completely off topic</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/drunken_dane/483276</link><description>This is not a funny post about how Jason Bourne aka David Webb aka See-Me-No-More aka The-Motherf***ing-Doctor should take a vacation somewhere up North and settle down, running a grocery store. That didn't even come out funny. How horrible... No, I just want for the first time in my life(!) to...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/drunken_dane/483183"><title>Escape routines.</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/drunken_dane/483183</link><description>Feel like having a little refreshing change in your life? Try some of the suggestions below. Whenever someone asks you to do something for them, ask if they want french fries with it. Put coffein-free coffee in the coffeemachine in the office for three weeks. Change to espresso when everybody has...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/drunken_dane/483029"><title>O M G</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/drunken_dane/483029</link><description>Oh no, I just wrote something. WTF have I done?????</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/drunken_dane/482792"><title>Crazy rambling</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/drunken_dane/482792</link><description>Once upon a time there was a beautiful princesse named Laura. She fell in love with a peasant and had to leave the kingdom, banned from her homeland forever. _____________________________________ The morale of this story? Size matters. 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Some might find the flick insulting, but hopefully people can see it's all just a joke. Personally, I like...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/drunken_dane/481410"><title /><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/drunken_dane/481410</link><description>So, not surprisingly, I'm quite drunk right now. And guess what we're watching? Titanic of all movies. Great choice for two drunk guys having fun. I believe it'll be another 20 minutes, and we'll both be crying. I was just about to start discussing deeply serious things like life, love,...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/drunken_dane/481099"><title>How blogging benefits the humanity. Sort of.</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/drunken_dane/481099</link><description>Today I, as you can obviously see, decided to give this whole blogging thing a shot. Only God knows why. I've never been a huge fan of sharing the colour of my socks, or my favourite brand of tea with the rest of the Globe, because I could hardly imagine anyone gives a damn. It seems I've been...</description></item></rdf:RDF>