Carreality

My house is in foreclosure. My husband worked for Delphi Packard in Ohio, and lost his job. We went from an income of $69,000 a year to $32, 000 a year. We bought our home based on the larger based income of course. Since he lost his job, he has not been able to find anything that pays more than $8... Sign in to see full entry.

A question on talk radio (570 AM in North East Ohio) this morning was: "What can George Bush say he accomplished during his presidency at the State of Union Address?" I actually called in, and said that he made me laugh. I am gonna miss that guy. Seriously, if I were one of his writers I would have... Sign in to see full entry.

Now that I went down to best Buy today with guns ablazin' they suddenly have all this information for me. Hmmmmm....supposedly, Toshiba sent back my computer and they received it a few days ago, but the recovery disk isn't working, so they are waiting for Toshiba to send another one. That's such a... Sign in to see full entry.

Well, ladies and gentleman, you are still looking at a computerless woman. It was SUPPOSEDLY shipped from Toshiba on the 18th. Oh my goodness, it's the 27th! Does it ever take ANYTHING that long to get anywhere in the US? It's not like Toshiba is a 3rd world country with no mail. I am taking this... Sign in to see full entry.

My laptop crashed. I spent hours trying to fix it last week to no avail. I take it back to Best Buy where I bought it and a warranty and as days go by I wonder what has happened to my lost appendage. I called 3 times, and went in once, kept getting the "I will leave a note for the Geek Squad".... Sign in to see full entry.

I have full blown laryngitis - never had it this bad before. It is bizarre trying to talk and not be heard. I am really straining and all I am getting is a sick sounding Rita Cosby. (Yeah I know, oxymoron.) My son asked what would happen if I screamed, so I tried. I sounded like a velociraptor! I... Sign in to see full entry.

Carcolepsy - (n) the act of falling asleep in an automotive type product. (I need to trademark this word!) I have a problem. I fall asleep almost instantly when I get into the car. I can't help it. I try not to, but the hypnotic undertones of the car lull me to sleep. (It's all my mommy's fault. I... Sign in to see full entry.

I think I was abducted by aliens last night. I woke up feeling groggy and drugged and sore in weird places. Granted, I had a nice New Year's Eve Party, but I didn't do THAT much. Rumplemens did NOT have a warning about being stiff and oogie in the manana. How do we know we are NOT abducted daily?... Sign in to see full entry.