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Thursday, July 24, 2014

Blonde Joke

Q: Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican over the weekend? A: Because her teacher said "Over the weekend, do an essay" Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Sliding For Home Plate!

I moved to Orlando for about six years. I loved it there! Two of my cousins moved up there a couple years after I did. We were distant cousins, but in our culture 1st cousin or 46th cousin, it's all the same to us. Family is family. We went out one night to downtown Orlando to have a couple of drinks. We parked in a parking garage that had a big metal gate and you cant go in or out without a parking ticket. When we went to walk out, we had to wait for a car to come into the garage in order for... Sign in to see full entry.

Arrogance is Bliss!

Of all my little dating adventures, in search of 'The One', I've had the pleasure of meeting the most arrogant person known to man. I was at my friends house having a couple of drinks. We had a small, close group of friends. One of my guy friends walked in with a gorgeous, tall, built Puerto Rican guy. I melted inside but acted unimpressed on the outside. He just moved to town from New York. My guy friend met him through work, they worked as electricians. My girl friends that were at the house... Sign in to see full entry.

Kermit D Frog herrre!

I was the youngest of three, with two older brothers. I was very close to my older cousin, Danielle, because she had two younger brothers and no sisters either. In 1990 my family moved to Florida from Maryland. Soon after, I missed my cousins in Maryland dearly and was allowed to spend a summer with Danielle after much begging. One summer afternoon, we were hanging out inside my cousins house when the doorbell rang. It was two neighborhood girls asking for Danielles brother Jamil, who was less... Sign in to see full entry.

"Are there boys there??" Yes Dad, I'm at the mall!

If you have read the previous stories, then you will see the pattern of a very protective father. When I was 23 I was finally "allowed" to move out. In my culture, the females are frowned upon if they move out of their parents house before they are married. As we can see I wasn't in the process of getting married anytime soon. I moved an hour and a half away from my parents to Tampa, Fl. I finally convinced them that I would be ok, only because my oldest brother lived in Tampa also. I got a cute... Sign in to see full entry.

Dine and Dash

Ok, I was trying so hard to avoid sharing this story. It's a little embarrassing. Which is my middle name, so here goes. I was on plenty of fish, on and off for a while. It's a free dating site and should be named plenty of flakes. Never had any luck on that site, just kept going back because I'm a glutton for punishment. Well anyways, I finally had a decent man my age contact me. We wrote on the site for a while then he asked me if he could take me out for dinner. I was so broke, it was the... Sign in to see full entry.

The Boater With No Motor

I grew up in the type of culture where if you're 22 and not married then you're an old maid and no one will ever marry you. My entire family comprised of Christian Arabs. So by the time I was 24, my family felt like it was their job to find someone for me since I hadn't done the job myself. As most Middle Eastern families, we owned our own family business. But we didn't own the regular corner store stereo type that you would normally see. We owned a sports bar that had live bands and karaoke... Sign in to see full entry.

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