Fly in my soup
Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.- -What do you expect me to do then, call a lifeguard? If they could not swim they would be dead now. -Well. Tell me at least What do you say about this fly? -How would I know, sir; I'm just a waiter, not a Scientist. -But this also tastes funny. - Funny?... Sign in to see full entry.