Figgy Pudding for a Brain

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Friday, April 11, 2008

Yeah! I said it!

I don't presume to be regarded as a good writer but I do try to be somewhat... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Neutrogena Vibrating Face Cleanser (in 2 speeds) yum and yummier

After blowing up my vibrator in France...guess it did not like the power... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 14, 2008

Open Casting

For the first time ever, I am thinking about submitting to particpate on a... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 30, 2007

My Father the Professional Wrestler

As a child I knew my father by many names, capes, masks and faces. In one... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

A Flacid Ass and Sagging Tits Drove him to the strip clubs

I once asked a guy why he frequented strip clubs so often and he replied,... Sign in to see full entry.

I just want to be adored

Last night I had a dream that I crossed paths with a man slightly younger... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 8, 2007

...like a drowning victim three days in the water...

I am sitting in my hotel room in Phoenix wishing I had left the restaurant... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Behind the Mask of a Professional Wrestler

One could say that I grew up with a celebrity for a father. He was,... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 22, 2007

I Watched Him Die in Relief

Hiss...click...hiss....click The sound of the oxygen machine kept perfect... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Sugardaddy.com

One of my many sister's has decided that she is going to marry a... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 24, 2006

What's So Great About MySpace?

I am befuddled about the phenomenon of MySpace. Everyone has a site there,... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 8, 2005

Calories in equal to or greater than calories out...

Results in a big ass to put it bluntly. Here I go again, the roller coaster... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Silence is Deafening

Tuesday after Labor Day we simply stopped talking. The car engine moaned... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 3, 2005

My first investment

Kevin and I have moved back to Virginia into this fabulous house. I love... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 3, 2004

What Happened to That Birthday Anyway?

I have spent the entire year telling everyone I was 43 years old, believing... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 2, 2004

Figgy Brain Pudding

I learned today not to allow anyone to photograph me when I am three sheets... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 28, 2004

Sunday Morning

All I wanted to do was dance. "Seal" reverberated through the room and I... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 23, 2004

Funeral Songs for Kevin

A list of songs to be played at my husband's funeral. Is he morbid or... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 21, 2004

Anna's B-Day is Today!

The festivities came off without a hitch. True to form, her mother's card... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 20, 2004

The Real Church

Yes! I am a sinner, I have sinned and will most likely sin again. But I do... Sign in to see full entry.

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