IF YOU UNSCREW YOUR BELLY BUTTON YOUR BUTT WILL FALL OFF!
Ever hear this saying? Well I did and I believed it, even tried unscrewing my belly button because anything my father said was gospel. It didn’t matter how many times he came home at the end of the day with a piece of candy for each of his children, each of us except for me. And he’d apologize up... Sign in to see full entry.