‘When you whisper those nasty little things in my ear I’m torn between wicked pleasure and washing your mouth out with soap.’ Sign in to see full entry.
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, Have over 200 movable parts,... Sign in to see full entry.