Once A Day Racist Jokes for Thursday, June 18, 2009

This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay.... Sign in to see full entry.

Q: What do you call a short Mexican? A: A paragraph. He's too short to be an ese. Q: How do you keep a Mexican from robbing a house? A: Put up a help wanted sign. Sign in to see full entry.