Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

Friday, November 21, 2014

"AH" bachman wants everyone to "melt the phone lines"

Democrats should melt her phone lines. She's "begging for it." Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

dinky gwb attacks Canada with his bushmaster rifles! See him coming or die!

You are busted, dinky georgie w. bush. Toilet Vampire! Huh, dinky gwb? The U.S. Attorney General is gonna get you, punk ass crawford vampire. Don't try to bushmaster the A.G.'s children, dinky gwb! Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 26, 2011

Hey, Boston. Put ice in your sinks now! Chill Irene! Pass the word!

Hurricanes hate cold. Hit Irene with a million ice balls. Chill your sink's drain 'times a million.' Your pipes turn your water-world into a refrigerator. Hurricanes hate "refrigerators." They will change direction to avoid cold. We've got millions of people who can change the water temperature, for... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Hey, Cape Hatteras, Make and Melt Ice, Now! Pass it On!

Since hurricane Irene has decided to be a royal pain in the backside, it is time to retaliate. Hurricanes love warm water. They need it in order to survive. What happens if we melt ice between the hurricane and Cape Hatteras. Every sink in town filled with ice. All the ice we can come up with. Dump... Sign in to see full entry.

Hey, New York! Time to melt ice in your office sinks! Pass the word...

This is our chance to say "goodnight" to Irene. We can spin her into the North Atlantic. Like a Juan Marichal screwball. We need to drop the coastal water temperature by a degree or two. Meteorologists say that much of a water temperature drop will gut a hurricane like a fish. No warm water, means... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 21, 2009

49ers Keep Getting Better! Refs Cheat-On! - Jimmy Rod's Best Shot!

Watching 49er head coach Mike Singletary get cheated by NFL refs every week is getting old. I just hope good ol' Mike doesn't have a heart attack and shuffle off this mortal coil. He's got a lot of fine coaching left to do. The sooner Big Mike understands that the ultimately red-neck NFL leadership... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

NCAA Refs steal another one from Stanford! - Jimmy Rod's Best Shot!

The refs have been cheating Stanford out of basketball games for more than a decade, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised that they did it again the other night. After being down by fifteen points, Stanford battled back to within one with ten seconds remaining. Stanford in bounded the ball to Andrew... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

S.F. Giants' fan's Christmas Present? An "O-Dog?" - Jimmy Rod's Best Shot!

For Giants fans Christmas means finding a free agent or two under the Christmas tree. The immediate question at hand is who will the Giants get! I have one player on my list to Santa. Orlando Hudson. I know, I know, he's a recent Dodger and he's on the fragile side. But I've watched this guy play on... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Giants' Timmy and Buster meet at the Mound! -- Jimmy Rod's Best Shot!

Let's put the old Jimmy Rod Time Machine on fast forward a bit and ponder what will happen when you mix a full season of Tim Lincecum with a full season of Buster Posey. Timmy's Gemini air with Buster's Aries fire. Lincecum's intellectual hippieism with Posey's military disciplinarian. True enough... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Leave Tiger Woods Alone, Media Creeps! -- Blogit - Jimmy Rod's Best Shot

So, what's the story here? The best of all-time cheats on his wife and the dirty laundry media tries to lynch him. There wouldn't be anyone left if anyone who ever cheated was lynched. I think what turned the media into drooling, vengeful idiots, wasn't Tiger's failure to keep his pants zipped up.... Sign in to see full entry.

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