https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jimmy_Rods_Humor/The best place to start on a subject is to define the darn thing. Since defining humor is alot like trying to hold water in your hands, I skip from definitions to examples in "The Official History of Humor...'yeah, right!'" hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jimmy_Rods_Humor/845750Democrats should melt her phone lines. She's "begging for it."https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jimmy_Rods_Humor/842256You are busted, dinky georgie w. bush. Toilet Vampire! Huh, dinky gwb? The U.S. Attorney General is gonna get you, punk ass crawford vampire. Don't try to bushmaster the A.G.'s children, dinky gwb!https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jimmy_Rods_Humor/700478Hurricanes hate cold. Hit Irene with a million ice balls. Chill your sink's drain 'times a million.' Your pipes turn your water-world into a refrigerator. Hurricanes hate "refrigerators." They will change direction to avoid cold. We've got millions of people who can change the water temperature,...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jimmy_Rods_Humor/700427Since hurricane Irene has decided to be a royal pain in the backside, it is time to retaliate. Hurricanes love warm water. They need it in order to survive. What happens if we melt ice between the hurricane and Cape Hatteras. Every sink in town filled with ice. All the ice we can come up with....https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jimmy_Rods_Humor/700403This is our chance to say "goodnight" to Irene. We can spin her into the North Atlantic. Like a Juan Marichal screwball. We need to drop the coastal water temperature by a degree or two. Meteorologists say that much of a water temperature drop will gut a hurricane like a fish. No warm water,...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jimmy_Rods_Humor/640074Watching 49er head coach Mike Singletary get cheated by NFL refs every week is getting old. I just hope good ol' Mike doesn't have a heart attack and shuffle off this mortal coil. He's got a lot of fine coaching left to do. The sooner Big Mike understands that the ultimately red-neck NFL...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jimmy_Rods_Humor/639623The refs have been cheating Stanford out of basketball games for more than a decade, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised that they did it again the other night. After being down by fifteen points, Stanford battled back to within one with ten seconds remaining. Stanford in bounded the ball to...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jimmy_Rods_Humor/639387For Giants fans Christmas means finding a free agent or two under the Christmas tree. The immediate question at hand is who will the Giants get! I have one player on my list to Santa. Orlando Hudson. I know, I know, he's a recent Dodger and he's on the fragile side. But I've watched this guy play...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jimmy_Rods_Humor/638827Let's put the old Jimmy Rod Time Machine on fast forward a bit and ponder what will happen when you mix a full season of Tim Lincecum with a full season of Buster Posey. Timmy's Gemini air with Buster's Aries fire. Lincecum's intellectual hippieism with Posey's military disciplinarian. True...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jimmy_Rods_Humor/638602So, what's the story here? The best of all-time cheats on his wife and the dirty laundry media tries to lynch him. There wouldn't be anyone left if anyone who ever cheated was lynched. I think what turned the media into drooling, vengeful idiots, wasn't Tiger's failure to keep his pants zipped...